{"title":"✨ Cosmic Cuties","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpace-themed fantasy dildos and alien-inspired pleasure toys for cosmic explorers who play on a different frequency.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Cosmic Cuties collection is built for anyone whose taste in pleasure runs a little extraterrestrial. We're talking galaxy-hued silicone dildos, otherworldly shapes, and out-there designs that look like they belong in a sci-fi film and feel like they belong in your toy drawer. If your aesthetic runs toward nebula prints, iridescent finishes, and shapes that no human being could have invented without some serious imagination, this is your corner of the universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery dildo in this collection is body-safe silicone, because alien energy doesn't mean compromising on material safety. Think cosmic color palettes, sculptural silhouettes, and textures designed to hit differently. This isn't novelty-shelf stuff. These are genuinely good toys with genuinely weird vibes, and that's exactly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the Cosmic Cuties Collection\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFantasy silicone dildos in space-inspired shapes and colorways\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlien-aesthetic designs in iridescent, metallic, and glow-adjacent finishes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBody-safe, phthalate-free materials across the collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShapes built for texture, depth, and the kind of sensation you won't find in a standard toy aisle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hornystoner.com\/collections\/mythic-finds\"\u003eMythic Finds collection\u003c\/a\u003e has your attention, Cosmic Cuties runs on a similar frequency. Both pull from the fantasy toy space and share that same commitment to body-safe silicone in shapes that go way beyond the conventional. For anyone building out a full toy rotation, the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hornystoner.com\/collections\/all-toys\"\u003efull Horny Stoner toy collection\u003c\/a\u003e is worth a scroll. And if you're in a mood to go deeper (literally), the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hornystoner.com\/collections\/butt-plugs\"\u003eButt Plugs collection\u003c\/a\u003e has cosmic-worthy options too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpace is big. Your pleasure shouldn't be small. Shop Cosmic Cuties and take the trip.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"killer-buds-coloring-book","title":"Killer Buds Coloring Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eKiller Buds Weed Coloring Book re-imagines all your favrote horror film characters... only blazed! Featuring The Thing, Freddy, Jason, Halloween, Alien, Texas Chainsaw, and more! It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. 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The \"Stardust\" Story: In the new alien world, there was still moments of goodness, and they was embodied by unicorns which flew on starstreams, spreading stardust onto the chaos below. Primus would find solace in the company of such unicorns and he named his favorite \"Stardust,\" giver of life and light, purity and grace. And now you can enjoy her as well, in her beautifully translucent fade of blue to lavender to gold, shimmering with glitter at every turn of her shimmering, spiraling beauty. Highlights: Sparkling Glitter: There has never been a unicorn's horn quite like it. Almost translucent in tone, it fades from blue to purple like a sunset sky on a Monet canvas. With every inch of its beauty highlighted not only by a splendid spiraling pattern, but by sparkling \"diamond dust\" glitter that shimmers at every turn. Dimensions \u0026amp; Design: With over 2\" of girth and 8.3\" inches of length, it's not a shy piece; but its gentle sloping curves are more sensual than insistent, and its smartly tapered tip guarantees ease of insertion. The elegant spiraling ridges add texture and sensation with every movement. Extra-Strong Suction Base: Stardust has an extra wide, soft suction base, with more than enough strength for your wildest hands-free rides! Mount it on any smooth, non-porous surface and let the magic happen. Harness Compatible: As with all AlienNation pieces, the suction cup is wide enough for most harnesses, so bring your creature fantasies to life with a partner! 100% Body-Safe Silicone: We use only the finest phthalate-free, premium silicone known to toys. Hypoallergenic and non-porous for worry-free pleasure. Easy to Lubricate, Easy to Clean: Its texture ensures your water-based lube stays where you put it; and warm water and soap is all it takes to clean. 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You've dreamed of something like this before... a mysterious otherworldly beauty. You notice the thick, wet slime between their thighs and you get hard despite yourself. The alien seems to notice and is drawn to you. They come even closer, their body against yours, and with all that slime you slip right in. They feel like nothing you've ever experienced before... and being inside them is truly cosmic! Fantasy Stroker: This pink and blue alien orifice is perfect for bringing your erotic, extraterrestrial fantasies! Premium Silicone: Made out of premium, phthalate-free, silky smooth silicone. Use only with water-based lubricants. Textured Inner Tunnel: Enjoy the uniquely textured inner tunnel as you stroke your rod. Squishy and Flexible: This stroker is soft, squishy and flexible so it can stretch around your shaft and is easy to grip. Measurements - Overall length: 6.5 in., Overall width: 3.1 in., Insertion length: 4 in. 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They don't even notice you aren't the regular scientist who comes this way; he's unconscious in a closet far off and won't wake until the morning. It's now or never, so you open the doors and step inside. The only light comes from dim, purple LEDs that cast an eerie glow to everything. As you get further in you begin to see specimens in tanks. Most of them are dead, held in stasis by fluids. There are notes on clipboards next to the others. Cephalopods mostly, things with multiple tentacles. Then one at the back catches your eye. There's movement but you can't see what it is. As you get closer you see that something is hiding in the back of the tank, it's eyes glowing and looking at you. A note on the clipboard says, USE EXTREME CAUTION: NO CONTACT. You realize too late that you're far too close to the tank and suddenly a tentacled arm reaches out of it and it leaps on top of you, catapulting its massive body onto yours. Immediately you feel a psychic pressure on your brain as it reads your mind, telepathically communicating to you and... Oh my God! It's controlling you! You feel your arms begin to strip your clothing and as you do its tentacles reach to cover your skin and taste you. You can feel its pleasure and excitement as it touches more and more skin. It has been lonely and hungry. The scientists have kept it locked up and you realize that it feeds off touch. To your horror, it slides one of its tentacles between your thighs and INSIDE you! The slick, textured arm of this alien octopus begins to probe and you begin to moan deep and loud but it gags you with another one of its arms. It pulses with pleasure, its skin iridescent and shining, and you have no choice but to surrender to its control! Durable Glass: This borosilicate glass dildo is strong, durable and smooth. It's made out of the same type of glass that kitchenware is often made of and it can handle high temperatures. 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The shaft itself is large and thick with tiny bumps on the head, ribbed texture along the opposite side, and a mixture of textures along the rod down to the wide, suction cup base. It can be used hands-free with the assistance of the suction cup or combined with a compatible harness for penetrating strap-on play or pegging! Insert any or all of the four larva eggs into the hollow sheath and then insert them into your hole, letting the ovipositor deposit those eggs to be birthed out of you later after you're full! Made out of flexible, super soft, premium silicone both the dildo and the eggs are phthalate-free, body-safe, and best used with water-based lubricants only. To clean after, use warm water and mild soap then spray with a toy cleaner before patting dry.You wake up on an exam table. The room is warm and your clothes have been stripped from you. The cool table beneath your skin feels smooth and unusual, like an electric current runs through it. Sure enough, once you try to leave you feel a zap of energy that keeps you on the table. Then something enters the room. You can't see it yet, but you see a glow out of the corner of your eye. It approaches slowly, and then you see its body; a completely foreign shape and size, the colors mixed together, vibrant and almost glowing with energy. An alien that you can barely look at; it overwhelms your mind and you realize that it is telepathic. Suddenly you are very aware of your nakedness and realize the alien is naked, too. Something starts to twitch and move, a large rod on their body, and it begins to drip with a cum-like cream. It climbs on top of you, pinning your helpless body down even as its mind overcomes you with waves of body-quaking pleasure. Their rod penetrates you, parting your lips and entering you deeply. Something strange happens and you feel it go deep, deep, and deeper than you thought possible! Then it fills you up with something else... you feel the pressure building. As it leaves your body you slowly rise and feel the pressure still building. Suddenly it is too much and you feel the urge to push out... one, two, three, four larva eggs leave your body! Fantasy Dildo: This multi-colored dildo is completely hollow and fits four unique, cocoon-like eggs. The thick rod of the dildo shaft has rows of bumps along one side, ribs along the other, and a variety of texture along the entire sha' The gland of the head of the shaft has lots of small little bumps that add even more stimulation! Use the ovipositor dildo to insert eggs inside you! Comes with 4 eggs. Premium Silicone: Made with soft, firm, flexible, premium silicone that is also phthalate-free and body-safe to use with water-based lubricants. Both the dildo and the eggs are squishy and have a lot of give. Suction Cup Base: The strong suction cup base can be placed on any flat surface for hands-free riding. 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Fantasy Dildo: This colorful alien dildo has a sunburst base of orange and red and a shaft of purple and blue with glitter embedded in the silicone mold! Two balls bulge like a canine knot above the base, large veins pop out along the shaft, and the head has a foreskin with triple beads along the side of it. Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with! Glow-In-The-Dark Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it will also glow in the dark after being exposed to UV light or sunshine. Measurements - Overall length: 8.5 in., Insertable length: 7.5 in., Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.5 in., Widest insertable diameter: 2.6 in. 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Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.On night 22 on Alpha-X, the planet you were assigned to test for potential terraforming projects, you discovered the Nymphoids. It had been a very long journey to get to this part of the galaxy, and you ached for contact and company. That was part of why you signed on, though; you needed to take a break from getting involved with people every time you got a little tipsy at a bar. Your own desires for easy hook-ups were getting you in trouble. So, you took yourself out of the equation and signed up for one of the most remote positions in offworld industry: Site Evaluator for Offworld Unoccupied Planets. You tossed and turned at night, feverishly dreaming of sating your lust but you'd decided this was a good idea to stay away from your carnal desires. That was until day 22 when you discovered this planet wasn't as unoccupied as the previous site evaluator thought it was...A dust storm had picked up so you found a cave to wait it out. Inside the cave were thousands of glittering lights! You walked further in, following the lights, and saw your very first Nymphoid! With a humanoid body they stood tall on two legs and had two arms, but their head and tentacles were definitely not human! They had a head similar to a squid but with two large eyes and a mouth that made clicking sounds from it. The tentacles came out of their back and sides, reached for everything, and one in particular hung between their legs. They used their arms to pin you down and you quickly realized you were too weak to fight them. The gravity on the world made everything feel heavy. You thought you were done for, but then they reached between your legs with one tentacle and started to explore you! Their suckers tasted your skin and then they started to ooze a creamy, white substance that began to drive you wild! Your already pent up lust was reaching a fever pitch and you couldn't help but thrust and writhe against them! The tentacle between their thighs arched up and reached inside you and as it filled you up, you arched your back in ecstasy and began riding it! You lost track of time and forgot your purpose, you forgot to be afraid and just rode the pleasure! Their rod slipped out of you, and you realized that there were several eggs implanted in your hole. You collapsed on the cave ground and passed out. When you woke, the Nymphoid was gone and you remained a mess. You licked your lips, headed back to the base. But you knew that you wouldn't be reporting this alien, and that you'd be back again tomorrow night! 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Alpha X has had a problem with breeding their mates, and once humans and dragons began experimenting behind closed doors, they discovered certain humans make perfect breeding mates for the royal line of dragons that have been somewhat infertile in the last century. Move forward! You! You're next! a goblin looking man yells at you to get up and present yourself to the dragon royalty. You step up, shaking but refusing to show your fear, and take your first good look at this dragon. Its eyes are wide, slitted, and golden. Its body is soft pastel with whorls of grooves and ridges, colors that help it camouflage into the strange, alien terrain. It shakes its body as if a shiver ran down its spine, licks its lips. You lock eyes with it and feel the heat rising to your cheeks. Its gaze becomes unbearably intense and you look away. You feel ashamed for losing your nerve, but then the goblin grabs you by the arms and says, Move! Quickly now! It's chosen you! You're rushed to the baths to clean up, and then unshackled and thrown into a chamber full of gold and dimly lit torches.At first, you hear a shuffling, shifting sound of a creature scraping its scales against the floor. The dragon is making its way down the hallway to its horde. Then you hear the grumbling, rumbling sound of its growl, deep in its belly where all the fire and flame is kept. Then it comes to you. As it gets near, you see the throbbing shaft between its thighs, so huge that it makes you begin to fear for your life for the first time. You start to back away, trying to look for an exit and see no escape. The dragon steps over you and pins you down. Its long tongue tastes the air around you and you feel the rough tongue against your bare skin. It lets a heavy, fat drop of sizzling hot drool drop between your thighs. You feel a flash of pain and then warm, fuzzy ecstasy spread across your body. You relax, surrender, forget why you're there. Then you quickly remember when its rod shoves itself inside you. You cry out, the pain is so intense and your hole is stretching so quickly! The dragon heaves, moves inside of you, groans, and then you feel yourself stretching even further! Within you are eggs, deeply implanted inside of your womb, the heat of them causing you to sweat! The dragon gets off of you and you pass out. Fantasy Dildo: This pastel dragon rod is pink, yellow, blue and black. The whorls, ridges, grooves and spikes along the shaft give it a unique and stimulating texture! Ovipositor Eggs: Enjoy 3 soft, silicone eggs that slide through the hollow tunnel to be laid! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with! Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only. 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The deep, blue sea with its endless space reaching out in all directions. The light dancing in the water as you look up from the shallow end of the ocean floor. Everything looks graceful as it floats, suspended in the cold, salty waters. You can hear your heart beating, the steady sound of your breath as you suck in air from the oxygen tank strapped to your back. Luckily, these waters aren't too cold and you're swimming with just your bathing suit on. You came here to see something different, beautiful, colorful. The vibrant reef has hundreds of fish and other sea creatures that gather here to feed and mate. You're looking for something, but you don't know what yet. Finally, you see something waving. Is it an anemone? No, it is too rigid for that. It has a tip and ridges along it that lead down to the ocean floor. It waves gently in the water, moving with the current. You get closer to take a look, but then something bursts from the sand! You can't see anything but something has grabbed hold of you with tentacle arms! It pulls you down towards the tube-like rod and then suddenly, in shock, you are perfectly calm once again. The tentacles have released a numbing agent that makes you feel intoxicated... and aroused. It slides you towards its rod and as the cloud of sand clears you see a mystical sea creature, its eyes huge and its body like that of a fish or a shark. The only colorful part of it is its rod, and it makes you ride it, stroking itself in you and before you know it you're moaning in pleasure so much you're almost forgetting to breathe! With a huge grunt you reach the peak of pleasure and the creature releases itself into you. You shudder, almost passing out from the intensity of it, and the creature releases its grasp. As you float to the surface, half-conscious, you wonder... was this even real? Fantasy Dildo: With a glittery, sunburst of colors that layer on top of each other, a round thick bump in the center of the shaft, textured ridges that stimulate every sensitive spot, and a pointed tip that helps slide it inside, this Creature Cock is truly mind blowing! Premium Silicone: With a firm, flexible core and soft, squishy outsides, this phthalate-free and body-safe premium silicone is best used with water-based lubricants to give you the pleasure you desire! Harness Compatible: Pair with a compatible harness and ring so you or your partner can enjoy an alien abduction and probing! Suction Cup Base: Go hands-free by pressing the base on any flat surface and riding it! 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You vaguely remember having a system error with your spaceship, and emergency landing, really just crash-landing, on Xenon 5, a forbidden planet due to its untamed beasts and harsh weather. You push yourself and realize with horror that your suit has been wrecked. You've been breathing the air of Xenon 5 for hours while unconscious. \"Well, I guess it isn't poisonous... I would've died by now.\" You strip out of your cumbersome suit and keep only your undergarments, boots, radio, and a gun. You have no idea where your other comrades are, or if they even survived the landing. You don't know how you survived the landing, either. A terrifying, blood-chilling, bone-rattling roar sounds from behind you, and you feel the hairs stand up on your body in fear. You turn around slowly and see a large, black and green, lizard-like monster with scales like armor. Its glowing eyes meet yours and after a brief moment of freezing in place, you bolt, running as fast as you can! The beast lumbers after you, growling and snarling as it chases its prey. Your boots are too heavy. The gravity is too dense here. It's impossible to keep ahead of it! It pounces on top of you and you both tumble. You try to fight it off, but it's no contest; it pins you and you stare up at its glowing eyes and feel the heat of its breath. Then its body begins to change, all of its scales begin to glow, and between your legs you feel something... You look down and see a massive, scaly, pointed shaft uncurl like a tentacle. It goes from curled up and soft to rigid and outstretched, and it begins to reach for the space between your legs! You shriek, new terror gripping you, but the beast snarls and keeps you pinned. It reaches its maximum erectness, then it plunges into you! You scream as it fills you up, rubbing against you and stretching you out! The gravity on this planet intensifies every movement, and as you gasp for air between your screams, you get lightheaded. Soon you're feeling euphoric, even more disoriented, and strangely craving more... Fantasy Dildo: Curved, ribbed, with grooves and ridges, a tapered tip for easy insertion and a coiled second shaft to rub against; this monster rod is deliciously devious! Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with! Glow-In-The-Dark Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it will also glow in the dark after being exposed to UV light or sunshine. 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Clean-up is a breeze thanks to the removable, open-ended designjust wash with warm water and mild soap. Adjust the silicone plug at the base to control suction and customize your experience. Explore new realms of ecstasy today! Fantasy Stroker: Fantasize about your favorite world-destroying femme as you pound her tight, purple, alien hole. Textured Rubber: Enjoy the grooves and textures inside this backdoor entry made of soft, flexible rubber. Firm Protective Case: The plastic case and cap keep things protected and make it easy to grip as you stroker yourself. Easy Clean-Up: This removable, open-ended stroker is easy to remove and clean with warm water and mild soap. Suction: The silicone plug at the base can be removed to control the amount of suction you feel as you pound and stroke. Note: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. Measurements:Case: 8.7 inches Length x 3.4 inches WidthInsertion depth: 7.2 inchesMaterials: Masturbator: Rubber. 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This dong has large eyes at the base of a dong-shaped nose with multiple textures including ridges, scales, veins, and grooves! Enjoy the tapered tip and the slight curve as you ride! Auto-Thrusting and Vibrating!: This dong does the work for you! Explore 3 thrusting speeds, plus an additional 3 speeds and 6 patterns of vibration! Remote Controlled: You or your partner can use the battery-operated remote to control the settings from up to 26 feet away! Premium Silicone: Ride with confidence! This dong is made of premium quality, body-safe, silky smooth silicone. Use only with water-based lubricants. Versatile Base: Use the strong, suction-cup base for hands-free rides when you place it on a flat surface. Enjoy it with a partner when combined with a compatible strap-on harness! Waterproof and Rechargeable: Rated IPX6 waterproof, it can be taken in the shower but not submerged underwater. Recharge via the USB cable provided. 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The Hemper team presents the XL Moon bong! This XL bong features both a ufo and dome percolator to increase the likelihood of feeling lit after only a few bowl packs. This bong hits amazing but also looks amazing due to it's frosted moon chamber and large base diameter. OH YEA, did we forgot to mention something?? 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