Fuck Off Unisex Hoodie
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua
In the USA, it will take 1 to 3 business days for Priority Mail and 2 to 10 business days for regular parcel mail to deliver.
Once you place your order, please allow 1-3 business days for processing.
International orders can anticipate their package to arrive in 10 to 60 business days, depending on the location and individual country's customs law.
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Fuck Off Unisex Hoodie
How can I contact The Horny Stoner?
(Business Hours 9:00 AM- 5:00 PM, Monday-Friday)
Where is your company from/located?
Horny Stoner is a small business located in eastern North Carolina.
We currently accept all Credit Cards as forms of payment. We currently do not accept Visa gift cards or pre-paid gift cards.
Can I refund or exchange my order?
If you are unsatisfied with your order, it can be returned for store credit within 30 days of the USPS delivery date. We do not offer refunds at this time.
In the United States, it will take 1 to 3 business days for Priority Mail and 2 to 10 business days for regular parcel mail to deliver. International orders can anticipate their package to arrive in 10 to 60 business days, depending on the location and individual country's customs law.
You will get a confirmation email when you have placed your order, and another with tracking info when your label has been printed. Once you receive the shipping email please allow 24 to 48 hours for updates to appear.
Yes. Nothing on the outside indicates what is on the inside. All packages are mailed in a brown or white box with the return address as 'The Mothership'. If the order is small, it will be shipped in a colored poly mailer.
By law, international orders that require customs information will have the product information in the corresponding fields. The cost to ship items varies by items weight and shipping option.