{"product_id":"glitterati-penis-party-silly-straws-8-pack","title":"Glitterati Penis Party Silly Straws 8-Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eSip like you mean it with these absolutely wild penis-shaped silly straws. Eight pack of pure party energy—glittery, reusable, and ready to make your drinks way more interesting. Whether you're hosting a bachelorette bash or just vibing with friends, these bad boys are guaranteed to get laughs and turn heads. Instagram-worthy? Hell yeah. Fun as hell? Absolutely. Grab your set and get ready to party like you own the place.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43128146296945,"sku":"84998","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0088\/3451\/5008\/files\/84998.webp?v=1775679327","url":"https:\/\/hornystoner.com\/products\/glitterati-penis-party-silly-straws-8-pack","provider":"Horny Stoner","version":"1.0","type":"link"}