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Cocktopus Octopus Silicone Dildo

$89.99
Deep from the ocean depths comes a creature that has come for dark caves and warmer waters. This iridescent blue octopus has eyes on the side of its head, eight tentacles with textured suckes on them, and a bulbous head that has a tapered tip. Take a deep breath and go deep with this girthy dong. Squishy and soft on the outside, it's firm on the inside and is going to fit to your form as you let it slip inside and penetrate you. Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it is body-safe to use with water-based lubricants. The suction up base can be placed on any flat surface for a hands free ocean exploration. Combine it with a strapon harness for couples fantasy roleplay. Include it in kinky cosplay or indulge in hentai tentacle fetish fantasies as you dream of the Fisherman's Wife and her Octopus lover and stretch your limits while slowly sliding this inside.
  • Made of Silicone
  • Suction Cup Base
  • Harness Compatible

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      Cocktopus Octopus Silicone Dildo

      $89.99 USD
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      How can I contact The Horny Stoner?

      Email: contact@thehornystoner.com

      (Business Hours 9:00 AM- 5:00 PM, Monday-Friday)

      Where is your company from/located?

      Horny Stoner is a small business located in eastern North Carolina.

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      We currently accept all Credit Cards as forms of payment. We currently do not accept Visa gift cards or pre-paid gift cards.

      Can I refund or exchange my order?

      If you are unsatisfied with your order, it can be returned for store credit within 30 days of the USPS delivery date. We do not offer refunds at this time.

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      Fast shipping

      In the United States, it will take 1 to 3 business days for Priority Mail and 2 to 10 business days for regular parcel mail to deliver. International orders can anticipate their package to arrive in 10 to 60 business days, depending on the location and individual country's customs law. 

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      Discreet packaging

      Yes. Nothing on the outside indicates what is on the inside. All packages are mailed in a brown or white box with the return address as 'The Mothership'. If the order is small, it will be shipped in a colored poly mailer.

      By law, international orders that require customs information will have the product information in the corresponding fields. The cost to ship items varies by items weight and shipping option.

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