High Vibes. Big Confidence. Zero shame.
I created Horny Stoner as a love letter to the unapologetically horny, the joyfully weird, and the beautifully blazed. This is a space where pleasure meets play, where bongs and butt plugs live in harmony, and where self-expression isn’t just welcomed, it’s celebrated. I’m Carly (yeah, from Dildo or Dildon’t), a body-positive baddie, pleasure educator, and your go-to for cute, curated chaos. From girly grinders to glittery vibes, every item on this site is hand-picked to reflect the wild, whimsical spirit of being high, horny, and happy to be here.
Heart Blossom Beaker Glass Water Pipe
Slide To See the Glow
Going Out Essentials
Going Out Essentials
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Behind the Scenes: How We Choose Our Toys (And Why It Matters)
Ever wonder how a toy ends up on Horny Stoner? Spoiler: we don’t just throw anything that vibrates on the site and call it a day. We test, we vibe...
Verified Customer Reviews
Let customers speak for us
Air tight container works well
Love it! Works beautifully and was a great deal!
Product arrived promptly on time with zero issues. Lite version works with a little less oomph than the regular one, so its a good starter or for people who are sensitive. Smells good but not overpowering. Works as intended, with winning results. Highly recommend!
They're a little fat so don'tfit into every pipe but very absorbant
Love them!!! Will be purchasing again!!!👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
I absolutely love this product but this review is for the company. I am blown away by the speed with which my orders were filled and prepped for shipping. I have been using these wraps for a couple of years and have had to order from several sites. This was the quickest by far. I had a current order thru another site that I had been waiting on just fulfillment notification for two weeks when I came across this site. I placed an order and in 24 hrs had shipping confirmation. I immediately contacted the other site and canceled that order with a full refund. I will forever shop here!!! They also sell other items of great interest so that's a plus in itself 😊
Cutest water pipe ever 🩷🫶🏻
