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In Stock

In Stock – Ready to Ship, Ready to Play

Want your pleasure and smoke gear without the wait? The In Stock collection at Horny Stoner is packed with our best-selling smoking accessories, sex toys, and self-care faves that are ready to ship now. No pre-orders, no backorders—just instant gratification.

Browse ready-to-ship glass pipes, bongs, dab rigs, grinders, trays, vapes, and storage options that’ll upgrade your next sesh. You’ll also find vibrators, dildos, suction toys, butt plugs, prostate massagers, and BDSM gear—all in stock and waiting to make your day (and night) a little hotter. Need lube, massage oil, lingerie, wipes, jock straps, or bubble bath? It’s all here, all in stock. We update this collection daily to reflect what’s immediately available to ship—so if it’s in this section, it’s good to go. Perfect for last-minute gifts, weekend treats, or just not having to wait for your vibe. Quick, discreet, and sexy as hell.

 

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Neo Elite Silicone Dual Density 6in Suction Cup Dildo

Neo Elite Silicone Dual Density 6in Suction Cup Dildo

$40.00

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2 colors
  • Green
Goin Down BJ Stroker

Goin Down BJ Stroker

$8.00

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2 colors
Luxe Silicone 10 Anal Beads

Luxe Silicone 10 Anal Beads

$15.00

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3 colors
Gaia Eco Slimline Vibrator

Gaia Eco Slimline Vibrator

from $17.00

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3 colors
  • Green
Ruse 18in Slim Flexible Silicone Double Dildo

Ruse 18in Slim Flexible Silicone Double Dildo

$56.00

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2 colors
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Lets get Baked Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

$25.00

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6 sizes
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Horny Stoner 90s Style Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

$30.00

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6 sizes
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Might Be Weed Tote bag

$22.00

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SpareParts Tomboi Cover Brief Style Strap-On Harness

SpareParts Tomboi Cover Brief Style Strap-On Harness

$100.00

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2 colors, 10 sizes
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SpareParts Joque Style Adjustable Strap-On Harness

SpareParts Joque Style Adjustable Strap-On Harness

$139.00

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3 colors, 2 sizes
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SpareParts Dildo Base Stabilizer For Strap-On Harness
  • SM
  • LG
SpareParts Bella Cleavage Booty Short Style Strap-On Harness
  • MD
  • LG
  • XL
  • 3X
SpareParts Deuce Double Hole Adjustable Harness

SpareParts Deuce Double Hole Adjustable Harness

$150.00

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4 sizes
  • A
  • A Magnum
  • B
  • B Magnum
SpareParts Sasha Cinch Booty Short Style Strap-On Harness

SpareParts Sasha Cinch Booty Short Style Strap-On Harness

$170.00

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2 colors, 6 sizes
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  • LG
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SpareParts Tomboii Nylon Boxer Style Strap-On Harness

SpareParts Tomboii Nylon Boxer Style Strap-On Harness

$130.00

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3 colors, 10 sizes
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SpareParts Tomboi Nylon Brief Style Strap-On Harness

SpareParts Tomboi Nylon Brief Style Strap-On Harness

$100.00

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2 colors, 10 sizes
  • XXS
  • XS
  • SM
  • MD
  • LG
  • XL
  • 2X
  • 3X
  • 4X
  • 5X
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