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Black Vegan Leather Dog Bone Gag Face Harness - Front View on Mannequin | Horny Stoner
Black Vegan Leather Bondage Face Harness with Silicone Bit Gag - Side Angle View | Horny Stoner

Ple'sur Face Harness Dog Bone Gag

$40.00

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Orange Plush Hand Pipe Squeaky Dog Toy - Angled View, Pack Leader Embroidery | Horny Stoner
Orange Plush Weed Pipe Dog Toy - Front View, Green Bowl Detail | Horny Stoner
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STONED PUPPY HAND PIPE SQUEAKY DOG TOY

$19.99

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Sportsheets I Like It Doggie Style Strap Black
Sportsheets I Like It Doggie Style Strap Black - Horny Stoner
Green White Plush VW Bus Dog Toy with Cannabis Leaf - Front Angle | Horny Stoner
Green Plush VW Bus Dog Toy with 420 License Plate - Rear View | Horny Stoner
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Slo-Mo Plush Dog Toy

$24.99

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Clear Borosilicate Glass Spoon Pipe 3-Pack with Cute Dog Decals - Front View | Horny Stoner
Clear Glass Spoon Pipe with Puppy Print Handle and Pulsar Logo Bowl - Angled View | Horny Stoner
My Extra Bone Adult Parody Coloring Book Front Cover - Skeleton with Bone in Graveyard | Horny Stoner
My Extra Bone Adult Parody Book Back Cover - Spooky Night Graveyard Scene with ISBN | Horny Stoner

My Extra Bone by Jen Jenivive

$17.00

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Green Plush Cannabis Leaf Squeaky Dog Toy with Best Buds Paw Embroidery - Front View | Horny Stoner
Green Plush Best Buds Squeaky Dog Toy with Paw Design - Angled View | Horny Stoner
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Gold Electroplated Balloon Dog XL Bong with Limited Edition Box - Product & Packaging View | Horny Stoner
Gold Electroplated Balloon Dog XL Bong - Rear View Showing Ear Mouthpiece | Horny Stoner

Balloon Dog XL Bong 7.6"

$104.99

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Iridescent Amber Glass Balloon Dog Hand Pipe with Packaging - Product Shot | Horny Stoner
Orange Iridescent Glass Balloon Dog Pipe - Front View Showing Bowl Detail | Horny Stoner
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Balloon Dog Hand Pipe

$23.99

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Bark & Bake

Bark & Bake: The Collection for Dog Lovers Who Also Love a Good Sesh

This one's for the person whose dog is their co-pilot, their comfort object, and their most reliable smoke sesh companion. The Bark & Bake collection brings together dog-themed gifts, novelty accessories, and playful goodies built for the kind of dog lover who texts "can't come out, my dog is using me as a pillow" and means it every time.

Find dog-inspired pieces that hit the sweet spot between genuinely useful and aggressively cute, the kind of stuff you'd buy for yourself or toss in a gift bag for the person in your life who's always cancelling to stay home with their pup. Think novelty gifts, cannabis-friendly accessories with dog energy, and the occasional thing that's just here because it made us laugh and we knew you'd get it.

Same cart energy as our Keychains, Candy, Snacks & Stuffies section, but make it dog-obsessed. If you're shopping for a fellow dog parent, the Hidden Gems collection has more under-the-radar picks that pair well with anything in here.

  • Dog-themed gifts and novelty accessories
  • Playful pieces for pet parents and pup enthusiasts
  • Smoke-session-friendly finds with dog-approved vibes
  • Gift-ready options for the dog lover in your crew

Your dog doesn't care if you're in a mood. They never leave you on read. This collection celebrates that. 🐾

Bark & Bake FAQs

What's in the Bark & Bake collection?

Dog-themed pipes and bongs plus a few cheeky picks.

Do you sell balloon dog pipes?

Yes. The Balloon Dog Hand Pipe and Balloon Dog XL Bong.

Do you have bulldog water pipes?

Yes. The SeshGear English Bulldog Glass Water Pipe 2-pack.

What is Dogg Lbs?

Dogg Lbs Everyday electroplated glass water pipes are sleek and shiny.

Do you sell doggy style straps?

Yes. The Sportsheets Plus Size Doggie Style Strap gives better leverage.

Is there a dog bone gag?

Yes. The Ple'sur Face Harness Dog Bone Gag for pup play.

Do dog pipes ship internationally?

Most smoke items ship within the US only.

Is shipping discreet?

Yes. Every order ships in plain packaging with no product details on the outside.

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