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Want your pleasure and smoke gear without the wait? The In Stock collection at Horny Stoner is packed with our best-selling smoking accessories, sex toys, and self-care faves that are ready to ship now. No pre-orders, no backorders—just instant gratification.

Browse ready-to-ship glass pipes, bongs, dab rigs, grinders, trays, vapes, and storage options that’ll upgrade your next sesh. You’ll also find vibrators, dildos, suction toys, butt plugs, prostate massagers, and BDSM gear—all in stock and waiting to make your day (and night) a little hotter. Need lube, massage oil, lingerie, wipes, jock straps, or bubble bath? It’s all here, all in stock. We update this collection daily to reflect what’s immediately available to ship—so if it’s in this section, it’s good to go. Perfect for last-minute gifts, weekend treats, or just not having to wait for your vibe. Quick, discreet, and sexy as hell.

 

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Fantasy Lingerie Tease Stevie Floral Embroidered Mesh Bodysuit - Horny Stoner
Fantasy Lingerie Tease Stevie Floral Embroidered Mesh Bodysuit - Horny Stoner

Fantasy Lingerie Tease Stevie Floral Embroidered Mesh Bodysuit

$40.00

1 color, 5 sizes
  • S/M
  • M/L
  • L/XL
  • 1X/2X
  • 3X/4X
Magic Silk Sweet Treats Split Back & Crotchless Panty with Flavored Lube - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Sweet Treats Split Back & Crotchless Panty with Flavored Lube - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Sweet Treats Split Back & Crotchless Panty with Flavored Lube

from $10.00

3 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • QS
Magic Silk Sweet Treats Crotchless Thong with Flavored Lube - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Sweet Treats Crotchless Thong with Flavored Lube - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Sweet Treats Crotchless Thong with Flavored Lube

from $10.00

3 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • QS
Magic Silk Sweet Treats Crotchless Boy Short with Flavored Lube - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Sweet Treats Crotchless Boy Short with Flavored Lube - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Sweet Treats Crotchless Boy Short with Flavored Lube

from $10.00

3 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • QS
Magic Silk Soft Petals Cupless Bra and Split Crotch Panty Set - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Soft Petals Cupless Bra and Split Crotch Panty Set - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Soft Petals Cupless Bra and Split Crotch Panty Set

from $44.00

2 colors, 3 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • QS
Magic Silk Sensual Desires Demi Bra, Gartered Cincher and Thong Set - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Sensual Desires Demi Bra, Gartered Cincher and Thong Set - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Sensual Desires Demi Bra, Gartered Cincher and Thong Set

from $46.00

1 color, 3 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • QS
Magic Silk Rude Awakening Balconette Bra & Stirrup Thong Set - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Rude Awakening Balconette Bra & Stirrup Thong Set - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Rude Awakening Balconette Bra & Stirrup Thong Set

from $42.00

2 colors, 3 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • QS
Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Dress & G-String Set Pot Leaf - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Dress & G-String Set Pot Leaf - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Dress & G-String Set Pot Leaf

$28.00

1 color, 2 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Dress & G-String Set Mushroom - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Dress & G-String Set Mushroom - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Dress & G-String Set Mushroom

5.0 (2)

$28.00

1 color, 2 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Crop Top, Skirt & G-String Set Mushroom - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Crop Top, Skirt & G-String Set Mushroom - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Crop Top, Skirt & G-String Set Mushroom

$32.00

1 color, 1 size
  • S/M
Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Crop Top, Skirt & G-String Set Pot Leaf - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Crop Top, Skirt & G-String Set Pot Leaf - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Crop Top, Skirt & G-String Set Pot Leaf

$32.00

1 color, 2 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Cami & Short Set Pot Leaf - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Cami & Short Set Pot Leaf - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Hazy Dayz Cami & Short Set Pot Leaf

$26.00

1 color, 2 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
Magic Silk Dress Up School Spirit Costume - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Dress Up School Spirit Costume - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Dress Up School Spirit Costume

from $44.00

1 color, 3 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • QS
Magic Silk Daisy Teddy with Snap Crotch Daisy Print - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Daisy Teddy with Snap Crotch Daisy Print - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Daisy Teddy with Snap Crotch Daisy Print

from $28.00

3 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • QS
Magic Silk Daisy Halter Bralette & Panty Set Daisy Print - Horny Stoner
Magic Silk Daisy Halter Bralette & Panty Set Daisy Print - Horny Stoner

Magic Silk Daisy Halter Bralette & Panty Set Daisy Print

from $31.00

3 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • QS
LA Pump Erectile Dysfunction All In One Kit - Horny Stoner
LA Pump Erectile Dysfunction All In One Kit - Horny Stoner

LA Pump Erectile Dysfunction All In One Kit

$170.00

2 sizes
  • 1.75"
  • 2"
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