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In Stock

In Stock – Ready to Ship, Ready to Play

Want your pleasure and smoke gear without the wait? The In Stock collection at Horny Stoner is packed with our best-selling smoking accessories, sex toys, and self-care faves that are ready to ship now. No pre-orders, no backorders—just instant gratification.

Browse ready-to-ship glass pipes, bongs, dab rigs, grinders, trays, vapes, and storage options that’ll upgrade your next sesh. You’ll also find vibrators, dildos, suction toys, butt plugs, prostate massagers, and BDSM gear—all in stock and waiting to make your day (and night) a little hotter. Need lube, massage oil, lingerie, wipes, jock straps, or bubble bath? It’s all here, all in stock. We update this collection daily to reflect what’s immediately available to ship—so if it’s in this section, it’s good to go. Perfect for last-minute gifts, weekend treats, or just not having to wait for your vibe. Quick, discreet, and sexy as hell.

 

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VeDO Bump Mini Rechargeable Vibrating Butt Plug

VeDO Bump Mini Rechargeable Vibrating Butt Plug

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SVibe Snail Twinn Finger Vibrator

SVibe Snail Twinn Finger Vibrator

$59.00

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SVibe Snail Twinn App Enabled Finger Vibrator

SVibe Snail Twinn App Enabled Finger Vibrator

$59.00

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Shinesty Need for Seed Boyshort Naughty Seed Package Print Moisture Wicking Underwear
Shinesty The Little Birdie Boyshort Middle Finger Print Moisture Wicking Underwear
Shinesty Need for Seed Thong Naughty Seed Package Print Moisture Wicking Underwear
Shinesty The Little Birdie Thong Middle Finger Print Moisture Wicking Underwear
Shinesty The Right Meow Thong Kitten Print Moisture Wicking Underwear
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Shinesty The Right Meow Boyshort Kitten Print Moisture Wicking Underwear
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Fantasy Lingerie Sheer All Yours Halter Bodystocking & G-String
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Horny Stoner Stoner Girl Logo Women’s fitted racerback tank top

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Horny Stoner Spicy 90s Logo Women’s fitted racerback tank top

$28.00

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Nasstoys Mini's Tickler Rechargeable Bullet
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