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In Stock

In Stock – Ready to Ship, Ready to Play

Want your pleasure and smoke gear without the wait? The In Stock collection at Horny Stoner is packed with our best-selling smoking accessories, sex toys, and self-care faves that are ready to ship now. No pre-orders, no backorders—just instant gratification.

Browse ready-to-ship glass pipes, bongs, dab rigs, grinders, trays, vapes, and storage options that’ll upgrade your next sesh. You’ll also find vibrators, dildos, suction toys, butt plugs, prostate massagers, and BDSM gear—all in stock and waiting to make your day (and night) a little hotter. Need lube, massage oil, lingerie, wipes, jock straps, or bubble bath? It’s all here, all in stock. We update this collection daily to reflect what’s immediately available to ship—so if it’s in this section, it’s good to go. Perfect for last-minute gifts, weekend treats, or just not having to wait for your vibe. Quick, discreet, and sexy as hell.

 

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Kheper Games All Dicks Penis Candy

Kheper Games All Dicks Penis Candy

$5.00

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Candy Cock Rings (3) - Horny Stoner
Candy Cock Rings (3)

Candy Cock Rings 3 Pack

$6.29

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Tenga Spinner Shell

Tenga Spinner Shell

$23.00

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Porn Pin Butt
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Porn Pin Butt

$10.00

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Hearts And Hard Ons 3 Oz Bag

Hearts And Hard Ons 3 Oz Bag

$6.00

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Avant D1 Hot 'n' Cool 7.5 in. Silicone Dildo
Avant D1 Hot 'n' Cool 7.5 in. Silicone Dildo - Horny Stoner
The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book
The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book - Horny Stoner

The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book

$12.99

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Kinklab Agent Noir Neon Wand Electrosex Kit
VeDO USB Charger A
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VeDO USB Charger A

$5.99

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Sexopoly Game

Sexopoly Game

$37.99

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Glas 6.5 in. Candy Land Juicer Rotating Dildo
Glas 6.5 in. Candy Land Juicer Rotating Dildo - Horny Stoner
Lovense Charging Cable For Domi and Domi 2
Weed Pin Rainbow Marijuana Leaf
Weed Pin Rainbow Marijuana Leaf - Horny Stoner

Weed Pin Rainbow Marijuana Leaf

$10.00

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Naughty Boudoir Promises Cards

Naughty Boudoir Promises Cards

$14.00

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