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Cards & Bags

Greeting Cards & Gift Bags – Make It Cute, Funny, and High-Key Memorable

The Greeting Cards & Gift Bags Collection at Horny Stoner turns every occasion into a cheeky, elevated celebration. Whether you're gifting a vibe, a pipe, or just some good vibes, our cards and bags are made to match your personality: bold, funny, and a little bit naughty.

Shop NSFW greeting cards, stoner-themed gift bags, funny birthday cards, and celebration accessories with a sexy or weed-friendly twist. These designs are perfect for birthdays, breakups, makeups, holidays, anniversaries, or just because—you don’t need a reason to make someone laugh and blush at the same time. From pun-filled pickup lines to adult-approved wrapping supplies, this collection helps you present your gift with just the right vibe. Pair them with your favorite toy, smoking accessory, or bundle for an unforgettable unboxing experience. Because great gifts deserve even greater packaging—and you deserve to be the funniest person at the party.

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#Sexy

#Sexy

$6.00

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Stoner Prescription One Hitter Kard

Stoner Prescription One Hitter Kard

$10.00

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Scissor Me Naughty Kard
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Scissor Me Naughty Kard

Regular price $5.00 $3.00 40% off

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Let the Good Times Roll One Hitter Kard
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Let the Good Times Roll One Hitter Kard

Regular price $10.00 $6.00 40% off

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I'd Hit That One Hitter Kard

I'd Hit That One Hitter Kard

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High Wishes Birthday One Hitter Kard
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High Wishes Birthday One Hitter Kard

Regular price $10.00 $6.00 40% off

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Vibrators Gift Bag
Vibrators Gift Bag - Horny Stoner

Vibrators Gift Bag

$8.00

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Snarky Gift Bags Wrapping Is Hard 3pk
Snarky Gift Bags Wrapping Is Hard 3pk - Horny Stoner
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Snarky Gift Bags Wrapping Is Hard 3pk

Regular price $15.00 $8.00 47% off

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Snarky Gift Bags Wrapped This Myself 3pk
Snarky Gift Bags Wrapped This Myself 3pk - Horny Stoner

Snarky Gift Bags Wrapped This Myself 3pk

$14.99

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Snarky Gift Bags This Present 3pk
Snarky Gift Bags This Present 3pk - Horny Stoner

Snarky Gift Bags This Present 3pk

$14.99

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Snarky Gift Bags Not A Candle 3pk
Snarky Gift Bags Not A Candle 3pk - Horny Stoner

Snarky Gift Bags Not A Candle 3pk

$14.99

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Snarky Gift Bags Lower Your Expectations 3pk
Snarky Gift Bags Lower Your Expectations 3pk - Horny Stoner
Snarky Gift Bags Literally The Least 3pk
Snarky Gift Bags Literally The Least 3pk - Horny Stoner

Snarky Gift Bags Literally The Least 3pk

$14.99

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Snarky Gift Bags Just Smile 3pk
Snarky Gift Bags Just Smile 3pk - Horny Stoner

Snarky Gift Bags Just Smile 3pk

$14.99

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Snarky Gift Bags It Was On Sale 3pk
Snarky Gift Bags It Was On Sale 3pk - Horny Stoner

Snarky Gift Bags It Was On Sale 3pk

$14.99

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Snarky Gift Bags If You Don't Like This 3pk
Snarky Gift Bags If You Don't Like This 3pk - Horny Stoner
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