Product Description
It's pasta. It's shaped like a dick. It's 7.01 oz. of durum wheat and zero apologies.
The Hott Products Penis Shaped Pasta is the only penis-shaped novelty pasta you need on your shelf. Made from 100% durum wheat, these penis noodles cook up with the same al dente texture as any quality pasta, which means the joke and the meal are both genuinely good. No sad, mushy puns here.
The package includes a recipe for Penis Pasta with Big Balls and Steamy Sauce, so you're fully equipped for the bit from boil to bowl. Each 7.01 oz. (200g) package is a solid single-occasion serving, and yes, the noodles expand when cooked. Plan accordingly.
Dick-shaped pasta makes an excellent gag gift for bachelorette parties, birthday dinners, housewarming baskets, or anyone who thinks cooking should involve at least one laugh. It's also just a Tuesday night vibe. We don't judge.
Pair it with your favorite jarred sauce or go full send with the included recipe. Either way, dinner just got a story worth telling.
- Weight: 7.01 oz. / 200g per package
- Material: 100% durum wheat
- Includes: Recipe for Penis Pasta with Big Balls and Steamy Sauce
- Best for: bachelorette parties, gag gifts for friends, novelty dinner nights, weed-themed gift baskets
- Noodles expand significantly when cooked; adjust portions as needed
Product Description
It's pasta. It's shaped like a dick. It's 7.01 oz. of durum wheat and zero apologies.
The Hott Products Penis Shaped Pasta is the only penis-shaped novelty pasta you need on your shelf. Made from 100% durum wheat, these penis noodles cook up with the same al dente texture as any quality pasta, which means the joke and the meal are both genuinely good. No sad, mushy puns here.
The package includes a recipe for Penis Pasta with Big Balls and Steamy Sauce, so you're fully equipped for the bit from boil to bowl. Each 7.01 oz. (200g) package is a solid single-occasion serving, and yes, the noodles expand when cooked. Plan accordingly.
Dick-shaped pasta makes an excellent gag gift for bachelorette parties, birthday dinners, housewarming baskets, or anyone who thinks cooking should involve at least one laugh. It's also just a Tuesday night vibe. We don't judge.
Pair it with your favorite jarred sauce or go full send with the included recipe. Either way, dinner just got a story worth telling.
- Weight: 7.01 oz. / 200g per package
- Material: 100% durum wheat
- Includes: Recipe for Penis Pasta with Big Balls and Steamy Sauce
- Best for: bachelorette parties, gag gifts for friends, novelty dinner nights, weed-themed gift baskets
- Noodles expand significantly when cooked; adjust portions as needed
