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In Stock

In Stock – Ready to Ship, Ready to Play

Want your pleasure and smoke gear without the wait? The In Stock collection at Horny Stoner is packed with our best-selling smoking accessories, sex toys, and self-care faves that are ready to ship now. No pre-orders, no backorders—just instant gratification.

Browse ready-to-ship glass pipes, bongs, dab rigs, grinders, trays, vapes, and storage options that’ll upgrade your next sesh. You’ll also find vibrators, dildos, suction toys, butt plugs, prostate massagers, and BDSM gear—all in stock and waiting to make your day (and night) a little hotter. Need lube, massage oil, lingerie, wipes, jock straps, or bubble bath? It’s all here, all in stock. We update this collection daily to reflect what’s immediately available to ship—so if it’s in this section, it’s good to go. Perfect for last-minute gifts, weekend treats, or just not having to wait for your vibe. Quick, discreet, and sexy as hell.

 

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Princess Petite Pleaser

Princess Petite Pleaser

$40.00

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Your Ex Follows Me On Instagram Women’s micro-rib tank top

$22.00

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4 colors, 6 sizes
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  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
Colours Pride Edition 6 in. Dildo - Horny Stoner
Colours Pride Edition 6 in. Dildo

Colours Pride Edition 6 in. Dildo

$56.60

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Play With Me Cotton Candy Soft Flexible Bullet Vibe
Tenga Rolling Gyro Roller Cup Hard
Tenga Rolling Gyro Roller Cup Hard - Horny Stoner

Tenga Rolling Gyro Roller Cup Hard

$10.50

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GoodHead Pussy Licker Spray

GoodHead Pussy Licker Spray

$12.00

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Magic Silk Low Rise Micro Thong With Sweetums Cinnamon Bun Flavored Wipes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • Queen
Magic Silk Lace Thong With Sweetums Mint Flavored Wipes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • Queen
Magic Silk Cheeky Hipster Boy Short With Sweetums Grape Flavored Wipes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • Queen
Male Power Cut It Out! Cutout Mini Short

Male Power Cut It Out! Cutout Mini Short

$22.00

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2 colors, 4 sizes
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  • MD
  • LG
  • XL
Magic Silk Open Back Panty With Sweetums Cinnamon Bun Flavored Wipes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • Queen
Magic Silk Flutter Thong With Sweetums Watermelon Flavored Wipes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
  • Queen
Male Power Marble Mesh Mini Moonshine Thong

Male Power Marble Mesh Mini Moonshine Thong

$16.00

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2 sizes
  • S/M
  • L/XL
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