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In Stock

In Stock – Ready to Ship, Ready to Play

Want your pleasure and smoke gear without the wait? The In Stock collection at Horny Stoner is packed with our best-selling smoking accessories, sex toys, and self-care faves that are ready to ship now. No pre-orders, no backorders—just instant gratification.

Browse ready-to-ship glass pipes, bongs, dab rigs, grinders, trays, vapes, and storage options that’ll upgrade your next sesh. You’ll also find vibrators, dildos, suction toys, butt plugs, prostate massagers, and BDSM gear—all in stock and waiting to make your day (and night) a little hotter. Need lube, massage oil, lingerie, wipes, jock straps, or bubble bath? It’s all here, all in stock. We update this collection daily to reflect what’s immediately available to ship—so if it’s in this section, it’s good to go. Perfect for last-minute gifts, weekend treats, or just not having to wait for your vibe. Quick, discreet, and sexy as hell.

 

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Pulsar SK8Tray Magnetic Tray Lid - 7.25 - Horny Stoner
Pulsar SK8Tray Magnetic Tray Lid - 7.25 - Horny Stoner

Pulsar SK8Tray Magnetic Tray Lid - 7.25

$8.99

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UFO Aluminum Grinder - 3pc / 1.8" / Colors Vary - Horny Stoner
UFO Aluminum Grinder - 3pc / 1.8" / Colors Vary - Horny Stoner
Smoky Night 2-Piece SharpShred Grinder - Horny Stoner
Smoky Night 2-Piece SharpShred Grinder - Horny Stoner

Smoky Night 2-Piece SharpShred Grinder

from $15.00

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2 sizes
  • 63MM
  • 55MM
Big Booby Grinder - 3pc / 2.5" - Horny Stoner
Big Booby Grinder - 3pc / 2.5" - Horny Stoner

Big Booby Grinder - 3pc / 2.5"

5.0 (1)

$15.00

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Hemper Crystal Ball XL Rig - Horny Stoner
Hemper Crystal Ball XL Rig - Horny Stoner

Hemper Crystal Ball XL Rig

$125.00

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4 colors
  • Green
Lookah Seahorse PRO Plus Electric Dab Pen Kit - 650mAh - Horny Stoner
Lookah Seahorse PRO Plus Electric Dab Pen Kit - 650mAh - Horny Stoner

Lookah Seahorse PRO Plus Electric Dab Pen Kit - 650mAh

$59.98

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8 colors
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Pulsar Donut Mini Chugger Rig | 3" | 10mm F - Horny Stoner
Pulsar Donut Mini Chugger Rig | 3" | 10mm F - Horny Stoner

Pulsar Donut Mini Chugger Rig | 3" | 10mm F

$49.99

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3 colors
Hemper Crystal Ball Rig - Horny Stoner
Hemper Crystal Ball Rig - Horny Stoner

Hemper Crystal Ball Rig

$54.99

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5 colors
NWTN Home Deco Gravity Pipe - Horny Stoner
NWTN Home Deco Gravity Pipe - Horny Stoner

Gravity Bong Pipe NWTN Home Deco Brand

$88.00

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4 colors
Pulsar Stonely Cup Glass Water Pipe | 8.5" | 14mm F - Horny Stoner
Pulsar Stonely Cup Glass Water Pipe | 8.5" | 14mm F - Horny Stoner

Pulsar Stonely Cup Glass Water Pipe | 8.5" | 14mm F

$69.90

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3 colors
  • Green
Raw Natural Unrefined Pre-Rolled Cones - Horny Stoner
Raw Natural Unrefined Pre-Rolled Cones - Horny Stoner

Raw Natural Unrefined Pre-Rolled Cones

from $2.18

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2 sizes
  • 1 1/4"
  • Kingsize
HEMPER - Beer Mug Carb Cap - Horny Stoner
HEMPER - Beer Mug Carb Cap - Horny Stoner

HEMPER - Beer Mug Carb Cap

$19.99

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