Product Description
Your keys just grew a unicorn horn, and it's not the forehead kind.
The Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Silicone Keychain shrinks the pastel, twisted unicorn dong from XR Brands' Creature Cocks fantasy dildo line down to a pocket-sized 3.1 inches. That means your love of mythical monster sex and fantasy roleplay rides along everywhere your keys go. The mini dong is squishy, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone on a nickel-free metal ring, so it's easy on sensitive skin while it hangs out on your keys all day.
Clip it to your keys, phone case, bag, or rearview mirror and let your freak flag fly. It's a quiet signal to fellow fantasy fans and a loud one to everybody else. At $9.96, it's also a solid gag gift under $10. Toss it in a bachelorette party favor bag, bring it to a white elephant exchange, or hand it to the friend who already owns a full-size unicorn dildo and needs the matching accessory.
Heads up: this keychain is a novelty item only and is not for internal use. Keep it on the keyring and out of the toy drawer.
On a long walk through a forest, you step off the road and onto the path less traveled. Vines wind up the trees to meet the moss and dew, and the mist hangs thick and low. Something calls you, a whisper moan on the wind that wakes a yearning in your loins. The mist clears and there, in the clearing, stands a unicorn of legend. Their pelt shimmers, iridescent in the soft haze, a silver glow hanging around them like a veil. Your eyes meet for a moment that feels like eternity. In a flash, the haze blurs and they've transformed into a man, the twisted horn now between their thighs. You realize you didn't find them; they let you find them. Their heavy dong swings low as they stride toward you, tall and lean, and they take you in their arms, the horn soon to pierce your wet and lustful loins.
- Mini Fantasy Dong: A pastel, twisted unicorn horn dildo scaled down into a keychain that travels with you.
- Fun and Cute: Bright pastel colors and a whole lot of character. This mini dong calls attention to itself, which is the point.
- Flag Your Fetish: Let people know you're into mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy kink. Collect the whole Creature Cocks keychain lineup.
- Nickel-Free Metal and Body-Safe Silicone: All metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin, and the silicone is squishy and phthalate-free.
- Measurements: Overall 3.1 inches x 1.3 inches x 1.3 inches.
- Note: For novelty use only. Not for internal use.
Product Description
Your keys just grew a unicorn horn, and it's not the forehead kind.
The Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Silicone Keychain shrinks the pastel, twisted unicorn dong from XR Brands' Creature Cocks fantasy dildo line down to a pocket-sized 3.1 inches. That means your love of mythical monster sex and fantasy roleplay rides along everywhere your keys go. The mini dong is squishy, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone on a nickel-free metal ring, so it's easy on sensitive skin while it hangs out on your keys all day.
Clip it to your keys, phone case, bag, or rearview mirror and let your freak flag fly. It's a quiet signal to fellow fantasy fans and a loud one to everybody else. At $9.96, it's also a solid gag gift under $10. Toss it in a bachelorette party favor bag, bring it to a white elephant exchange, or hand it to the friend who already owns a full-size unicorn dildo and needs the matching accessory.
Heads up: this keychain is a novelty item only and is not for internal use. Keep it on the keyring and out of the toy drawer.
On a long walk through a forest, you step off the road and onto the path less traveled. Vines wind up the trees to meet the moss and dew, and the mist hangs thick and low. Something calls you, a whisper moan on the wind that wakes a yearning in your loins. The mist clears and there, in the clearing, stands a unicorn of legend. Their pelt shimmers, iridescent in the soft haze, a silver glow hanging around them like a veil. Your eyes meet for a moment that feels like eternity. In a flash, the haze blurs and they've transformed into a man, the twisted horn now between their thighs. You realize you didn't find them; they let you find them. Their heavy dong swings low as they stride toward you, tall and lean, and they take you in their arms, the horn soon to pierce your wet and lustful loins.
- Mini Fantasy Dong: A pastel, twisted unicorn horn dildo scaled down into a keychain that travels with you.
- Fun and Cute: Bright pastel colors and a whole lot of character. This mini dong calls attention to itself, which is the point.
- Flag Your Fetish: Let people know you're into mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy kink. Collect the whole Creature Cocks keychain lineup.
- Nickel-Free Metal and Body-Safe Silicone: All metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin, and the silicone is squishy and phthalate-free.
- Measurements: Overall 3.1 inches x 1.3 inches x 1.3 inches.
- Note: For novelty use only. Not for internal use.
