Zen as F*ck Journal
- Description
- Shipping
Zen as F*ckA Journal for Practicing the Mindful Art of Not Giving a Sh*tBy Monica SweeneyPaperback; 128 pagesA beautifully packaged, uplifting journal that is the dysfunctional love child of You Are a Badass and Start Where You AreZen as F*ck is to journaling what Chill the F*ck Out is to coloring books. A down-to-earth approach to the uplifting BS found on every mindfulness guru's Instagram page, this filthy-as-f*ck journal enjoys the empowering profanity of You Are a Badass and the beautiful journal package of Start Where You Are. Filled with illicit inspirations and profane odes to imperfections, this guided journal lets people get their mindfulness on without being nauseatingly saccharine. Time to enjoy the all-in-one journal for those of us who want to be and do better, but with our god-given right to the f-bomb.Sample Quotes/Inspirations: Running sh*t is my superpower. Breathe in strength, breathe out bullshit. Set goals and f*cking crush them. Rise, shine, and kick ass. Zen as fuck. When you walk up to opportunity's door, don't knockkick that b*tch in, smile, and introduce yourself. Sample Journal Prompts: You're on top of the world: Make a list of 5 things that make you f*cking fantastic. We all have bad days: Make a list of things that bothered you today. Then, cross that list out and tell it to f*ck off. Make another list of what made today great. Grateful AF: Think of one person who has made your world just a little bit better. Write down the feeling they give you in a word or two. Grab your decorative pens and make this page as f*cking awesome as they are.
In the USA, it will take 1 to 3 business days for Priority Mail and 2 to 10 business days for regular parcel mail to deliver.
Once you place your order, please allow 1-3 business days for processing.
International orders can anticipate their package to arrive in 10 to 60 business days, depending on the location and individual country's customs law.
Easy 30 Day Exchanges For Defective Products
Most products have extended manufacturer warranty
Free shipping on orders over $100
Some items ship separately
Shipping
Fast shipping
In the United States, it will take 1 to 3 business days for Priority Mail and 2 to 10 business days for regular parcel mail to deliver. International orders can anticipate their package to arrive in 10 to 60 business days, depending on the location and individual country's customs law.
Order tracking
You will get a confirmation email when you have placed your order, and another with tracking info when your label has been printed. Once you receive the shipping email please allow 24 to 48 hours for updates to appear.
Discreet packaging
Yes. Nothing on the outside indicates what is on the inside. All packages are mailed in a brown or white box with a discreet return address. If the order is small, it will be shipped in a colored poly mailer.
By law, international orders that require customs information will have the product information in the corresponding fields. The cost to ship items varies by items weight and shipping option.