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White Ruffle Teddy & Burgundy Hooded Cape Fantasy Costume - Plus Size Front View | Horny Stoner
White Off-Shoulder Ruffle Teddy & Burgundy Hood Lingerie Costume - Front View | Horny Stoner
  • S/M
  • M/L
  • L/XL
  • 1X/2X
  • 3X/4X
Blue Metal Butt Plug & Furry Handcuff Set - Full Product View | Horny Stoner
Blue Nixie Metal Butt Plug & Faux-Fur Handcuff Set with Chain - Angled View | Horny Stoner
Blue Ombre Faux Fur Tail Metal Butt Plug - Side View | Horny Stoner
Blue Metal Butt Plug with Fur Tail - Size & Specs Infographic | Horny Stoner

Nixie Metal Butt Plug With Ombre Fur Tail

$29.90

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3 colors
  • Pink
  • Purple
  • Blue
Crystal Heart of Glass 6 in. Glass Dildo Pink/Clear - Horny Stoner
Crystal Heart of Glass 6 in. Glass Dildo Pink/Clear
Geeky & Kinky Machete Daddy Enamel Pin

Geeky & Kinky Machete Daddy Enamel Pin

$12.00

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Hemper Crystal Ball Rig - Horny Stoner
Hemper Crystal Ball Rig - Horny Stoner

Hemper Crystal Ball Rig

$54.99

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4 colors
  • Teal
  • Smoke
  • Blue
  • Light Blue
Hemper Crystal Ball XL Rig - Horny Stoner
Hemper Crystal Ball XL Rig - Horny Stoner

Hemper Crystal Ball XL Rig

$125.00

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4 colors
  • Green
  • Pink
  • Blue
  • Smoke
Astrophyllite Dark Gemstone Mushroom Pipe - Front View | Horny Stoner
Astrophyllite Black Stone Shroom Pipe - Three-Quarter View | Horny Stoner

Astral Project Gemstone Shroom Pipe

from $32.00

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8 colors
Green Glass UFO Bong with Abducted Cow Graphic - Side View | Horny Stoner
Green Glass HEMPER Mothership XL UFO Bong - Angled Side Profile | Horny Stoner

HEMPER Mothership XL Bong

$125.00

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5 colors
  • Pink
  • Green
  • Blue
  • Smoke
  • Teal
Smoke Gray Glass Cauldron XL Bong with Cat Bowl & Green Bubbles - Front View | Horny Stoner
Smoke Gray Glass Witchy Cauldron Bong with Evil Face Detail - Side Profile | Horny Stoner

Hemper - Cauldron XL Bong 9"

$199.99

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Clear Glass Halloween Haunted House Mini Dab Rig with Jack-o-Lantern Percolator - Front Angle | Horny Stoner
Clear Glass Halloween Mini Dab Rig Haunted House - Both Sides Shown, Bats & Pumpkin Detail | Horny Stoner
Dia de los Muertos XL Bong with retail box - Front View, skull glass bong with marigold base | Horny Stoner
White Glass Skull Bong 13.2in - Front View, Dia de los Muertos sugar skull with marigold beaker base | Horny Stoner
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Dia De Los Muertos XL Bong 13.2"

$104.99

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ONE Glowing Pleasures 3pk

ONE Glowing Pleasures 3pk

$5.87

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Night Light Glow-In-The-Dark Condoms 3 Pack - Front of Green Box | Horny Stoner
KL Neon Wand Red Handle/Purple Electrode (US)
GoodHead Glow Helping Head Silicone
GoodHead Glow Helping Head Silicone - Horny Stoner

GoodHead Glow Helping Head Silicone

$21.26

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Trick or Treat Yourself

Spooky season deserves a full cart. Halloween sex toys, gothic lingerie, and seasonal smoking accessories, all in one place.

This is the collection for anyone who thinks October is basically a personality. Glow-in-the-dark toys, spiderweb lace, horror-coded aesthetics, and smoke accessories that match the vibe. Body-safe silicone in seasonal colorways. Lingerie with actual bite. The kind of haul that makes a themed night actually happen instead of just living in your Pinterest board.

Every pick here runs on the same energy: sexy, weird, and unapologetically fun. The toys are body-safe. The lingerie hits. The accessories are the kind of thing you pull out every October and feel extremely good about owning.

What's in the Collection

  • Halloween sex toys in seasonal colors and gothic designs, body-safe silicone across the lineup
  • Gothic and horror-inspired lingerie in lace, mesh, and faux-latex styles
  • Glow-in-the-dark accessories for low-light sessions
  • Roleplay and costume-adjacent pieces for themed nights
  • Spooky smoking accessories to match the full aesthetic

Stack the Cart Right

If the vibe is a full night in, pair a seasonal toy with something from the All Lingerie collection for a look that actually matches the energy. For couples looking to add a game to the night, the Party Games collection goes hard with Halloween. Going all the way into backdoor territory? The Backdoor Products collection has body-safe options worth adding. And if you want something flavored for the occasion, the Mouthwatering and Flavored Products section fits the season without trying too hard.

Trick or treat yourself. It's one night a year. Make it count.

Trick or Treat Yourself FAQs

What's in the Trick or Treat Yourself collection?

Halloween-ready costumes, glow pasties, colorful Sex Slime lube, fantasy dildos and spooky treats.

Do you sell sexy Halloween costumes?

Yes. The Fantasy Lingerie Play Rope Me In 6-Piece Super Hero Costume is a favorite.

What is Sex Slime?

Sex Slime is an opaque, colorful water-based lube that looks like slime.

Do you have glow-in-the-dark Halloween items?

Yes. Glow-in-the-Dark Googly Eye Pasties are perfect for parties.

What's a fun Halloween toy?

The Simply Sweet Banana Split dildo and Love to Love Dildolls Utopia are playful treats.

Do you have tarot for Halloween?

Yes. Rainbow Tarot: 78 Cards & Guidebook.

Will Halloween orders arrive in time?

Shipping times show at checkout. Order early for events.

Is shipping discreet?

Yes. Every order ships in plain packaging with no product details on the outside.

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