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Vapes

Vapes that look as good as they hit.

This collection is for the stoner who refuses to sacrifice style for function. Dick-shaped vapes, penis vapes, and cock-shaped vape pens that are genuinely hilarious and genuinely effective. Plus sleek, discreet vape pens for when you want to keep it low-key. Every vape in here is selected because it pulls well, charges reliably, and fits the Horny Stoner aesthetic: a little cheeky, a little wild, always worth it.

The Vapes collection covers the full range. On one end: bold, body-shaped vaporizers that double as a conversation starter and make excellent gifts. On the other: compact, rechargeable vape pens that slip into a pocket and get the job done without fanfare. Same cart energy as your Horny Stoner merch.

Dick-Shaped Vapes and More

Yeah, we carry penis-shaped vapes. That's on purpose. A cock-shaped vape pen hits different when you're passing it around at a smoke sesh, and the look on people's faces is half the point. These aren't novelty-only, though. The hardware is solid, the vapor is smooth, and they charge via USB like everything else you own.

Sleek Pens for Every Vibe

Not every session calls for a statement piece. The collection also has compact vaporizer pens that keep things discreet without sacrificing a good hit. Easy to use, easy to recharge, easy to toss in a bag and forget about until you need it.

Pair your vape with something from our gravity bongs if you want to make a full night of it, or browse new arrivals for the latest additions across the whole store. And if the vibe tonight is more bedroom than smoke session, our lubricant collection and Queer All Year picks are right there waiting.

One collection. Multiple moods. Zero apologies.

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Greenstone Aluminum Pax Four Portable Dry Herb Vaporizer - Front View | Horny Stoner
Onyx Aluminum Pax Four Portable Dry Herb Vaporizer - Front View | Horny Stoner

Pax Four Vaporizer

$300.00

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2 colors
  • Greenstone
  • Onyx
Black Graffiti-Style 510 Thread Vaporizer Battery - Front View | Horny Stoner
Black 510 Vape Battery Spray Can Design Showing USB-C Charging Port - Angled Base View | Horny Stoner

BIGFUN! Blinksy 510 Thread Vaporizer

$32.00

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G Pen 510 Original - Purple Translucent
G Pen 510 Original - Purple Translucent
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G Pen 510 Original - Purple Translucent

$12.95

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Blue Translucent G Pen 510 Battery - Front View with OLED Display | Horny Stoner
Blue Translucent G Pen 510 Battery with Cartridge Attached - Front View | Horny Stoner
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G Pen 510 Original - Blue Translucent

$12.95

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Black Randy's Zinspo 510 Thread Concentrate Vaporizer - Front Angle View | Horny Stoner
Black Randy's Zinspo Portable Vaporizer Round Disc - Three Quarter View | Horny Stoner

Randy's Zinspo 510 Thread Vaporizer

$28.00

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3 colors
  • Deepchill Black
  • Winterleaf Green
  • Frostbite Blue
Wood-Grain Cartisan Cohiba 510 Vaporizer - Bottom Angle with LED Display & Glowing Base | Horny Stoner
Wood-Grain Cartisan Cohiba Cigar-Style 510 Vaporizer - Angled Side View with LED Screen | Horny Stoner

Cartisan Cohiba 510 Thread Vaporizer

$15.00

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Iridescent Borosilicate Glass Bubble Pivot Top - Front View | Horny Stoner
Iridescent Glass Bubble Top - Alternate Front View, Triple Stacked Bubbles | Horny Stoner

BigFun! Bubble Pivot Top

$12.00

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Onyx and Greenstone PAX Four Dry Herb Vaporizer - Both Colorways Front View | Horny Stoner
Onyx Matte Black PAX Four Dry Herb Vaporizer - Front View | Horny Stoner

PAX Four Dry Herb Vaporizer | 2800mAh

$300.00

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2 colors
  • Greenstone
  • Onyx
Pulsar 510 Delta 3-in-1 Smart Vape Pen Kit in Blue, Pink & Black - All Colors Front View | Horny Stoner
Black Pulsar 510 Delta Vape Pen Battery with Dry Herb & Wax Atomizer Attachments - Kit Contents | Horny Stoner
Pulsar Chorus Concentrate Vaporizer + Mini Hot Knife | 2000mAh
Pulsar Chorus Concentrate Vaporizer + Mini Hot Knife | 2000mAh
Yocan Iris Concentrate Vaporizer | 900mAh
Yocan Iris Concentrate Vaporizer | 900mAh

Yocan Iris Concentrate Vaporizer | 900mAh

$27.00

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3 colors
  • Ice Blue
  • Obsidian Black
  • Aurora Purple
Onyx Frosted Glass Puffco New Proxy Bubbler - Side Profile, No Chamber | Horny Stoner
Haze Pearl Glass Puffco New Proxy Bubbler - Angled Side View, Standalone | Horny Stoner

Puffco New Proxy Bubbler

$133.00

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2 colors
  • Onyx
  • Haze
Jet Black Pocket Concentrate Vaporizer - Side Profile with RGB Display | Horny Stoner
Sky Blue Pocket Concentrate Vaporizer - Side Profile with Rainbow LED Strip | Horny Stoner

Yocan Black Pocket Concentrate Vaporizer | 1400mah

$94.00

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5 colors
  • Sky Blue
  • Blossom
  • Jet Black
  • Mint
  • Quicksilver
Onyx Black PAX Flow Portable Dry Herb Vaporizer - Front View | Horny Stoner
Onyx Black PAX Flow Compact Dry Herb Vaporizer - Front Panel Detail | Horny Stoner

Pax Flow Vaporizer

$350.00

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2 colors
  • Greenstone
  • Onyx

Vapes FAQs

Dry herb, concentrate, or 510 battery: which do I need?

It depends on what you're consuming.

  • Dry herb vapes heat ground flower: PAX Four, Arizer Go SRT, Cipher Herby, Nautilus V3, G Pen Dash+, Pulsar DL Flower.
  • Concentrate vapes are for wax, shatter, and rosin: Pulsar Chorus, Yocan Nestor, Iris, Black Pocket, Magic Bean, Randy's Zinspo.
  • 510 batteries power prefilled oil cartridges: Pulsar, Lookah Bear, Ooze, BIGFUN!, Cartisan, G Pen 510.
  • If you want all three, the Pulsar Delta 3-in-1 kit handles herb, wax, and carts.
What does "510 thread" mean?

It's the universal screw size for vape cartridges. Almost every prefilled cart is 510 thread, so any 510 battery here will fit it. Magnetic adapters, which most of our batteries include, make swapping carts quick.

What voltage should I use?

Start at the lowest setting and work up. Low voltage gives the best flavor and keeps your oil from tasting burnt. If hits feel weak or the oil is thick, raise it one step at a time. Variable-voltage batteries like the Pulsar DL 5.0 and Ooze Duet let you dial it in.

How do I get the best hits from a dry herb vape?

Grind your flower medium-fine and pack the oven firmly but not crushed. Lower temperatures bring out flavor; higher temperatures make bigger clouds. Take slow, steady draws, since vaping isn't like ripping a bong.

What's the most discreet vape?
  • The BIGFUN! High-Lighter and Pulsar Hall Pass look like highlighters.
  • The Cartisan Cohiba looks like a cigar.
  • The Lookah Snail and BIGFUN! Blinksy hide your cart completely inside the device.
What's the best vape for beginners?
  • Easiest: a 510 battery with a prefilled cart. There's no packing or settings, so it's simple from the first puff. The G Pen 510 starts at $12.95.
  • For flower: the Cipher Herby is a pocket-size, affordable first dry herb vape.
Do your vapes come with cannabis, carts, or concentrate?

No. We only sell the hardware. Pair your device with legal products from a licensed source in your area.

Why isn't my cart hitting?
  • Make sure the battery is charged and the cart is screwed on snugly, but don't overtighten it.
  • Wipe the contacts with a cotton swab.
  • Try a higher voltage, or use the preheat function to warm up thick oil.
  • If it still won't hit, try another cart to rule out a dud.
How do I clean my vape?

Wait until it's cool. Then wipe the mouthpiece, oven, or bowl with a cotton swab dipped in isopropyl alcohol. Never submerge the battery or electronics. Glass attachments can soak in iso and salt like a bong. Cleaning regularly means better flavor and a longer-lasting device.

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