Vapes

Vapes that look as good as they hit.

This collection is for the stoner who refuses to sacrifice style for function. Dick-shaped vapes, penis vapes, and cock-shaped vape pens that are genuinely hilarious and genuinely effective. Plus sleek, discreet vape pens for when you want to keep it low-key. Every vape in here is selected because it pulls well, charges reliably, and fits the Horny Stoner aesthetic: a little cheeky, a little wild, always worth it.

The Vapes collection covers the full range. On one end: bold, body-shaped vaporizers that double as a conversation starter and make excellent gifts. On the other: compact, rechargeable vape pens that slip into a pocket and get the job done without fanfare. Same cart energy as your Horny Stoner merch.

Dick-Shaped Vapes and More

Yeah, we carry penis-shaped vapes. That's on purpose. A cock-shaped vape pen hits different when you're passing it around at a smoke sesh, and the look on people's faces is half the point. These aren't novelty-only, though. The hardware is solid, the vapor is smooth, and they charge via USB like everything else you own.

Sleek Pens for Every Vibe

Not every session calls for a statement piece. The collection also has compact vaporizer pens that keep things discreet without sacrificing a good hit. Easy to use, easy to recharge, easy to toss in a bag and forget about until you need it.

Pair your vape with something from our gravity bongs if you want to make a full night of it, or browse new arrivals for the latest additions across the whole store. And if the vibe tonight is more bedroom than smoke session, our lubricant collection and Queer All Year picks are right there waiting.

One collection. Multiple moods. Zero apologies.