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Black Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Tart Candy 3oz - Front View | Horny Stoner
Black Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Tart Candy 3oz - Front View | Horny Stoner

Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give 3 oz. Bag Of Middle Finger Shaped Tart Candy

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    • Product Description

      Ninety-six middle fingers in a bag. That's the vibe.

      The Bag of Fucks I Have to Give is a 3 oz. bag of tart, fruit-flavored candy shaped like tiny middle fingers, and yes, they taste as good as they look. Each piece is a small, edible act of not caring, which is kind of beautiful if you think about it.

      Toss a handful in a funny adult piñata, drop them on your coworker's desk after a rough Monday, or keep the whole bag for yourself because you genuinely have zero fucks left. These also hit hard as a gag gift for birthdays, a White Elephant pick, or a party favor for adults who are done being polite.

      At six bucks, it's the most affordable statement you'll make all week. Pair it in the cart with something for your nightstand or your rolling tray. Same energy, honestly.

      • Weight: 3 oz. bag
      • Flavor: Tart, fruit-flavored candy
      • Shape: Middle finger
      • Count: Approximately 96 pieces per bag
      • Best for: Adult party favors, gag gifts, piñata fillers, impulse gifting

    Product Description

    Ninety-six middle fingers in a bag. That's the vibe.

    The Bag of Fucks I Have to Give is a 3 oz. bag of tart, fruit-flavored candy shaped like tiny middle fingers, and yes, they taste as good as they look. Each piece is a small, edible act of not caring, which is kind of beautiful if you think about it.

    Toss a handful in a funny adult piñata, drop them on your coworker's desk after a rough Monday, or keep the whole bag for yourself because you genuinely have zero fucks left. These also hit hard as a gag gift for birthdays, a White Elephant pick, or a party favor for adults who are done being polite.

    At six bucks, it's the most affordable statement you'll make all week. Pair it in the cart with something for your nightstand or your rolling tray. Same energy, honestly.

    • Weight: 3 oz. bag
    • Flavor: Tart, fruit-flavored candy
    • Shape: Middle finger
    • Count: Approximately 96 pieces per bag
    • Best for: Adult party favors, gag gifts, piñata fillers, impulse gifting
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