Product Description
The Creature Cocks Cockness Monster Silicone Keychain is a pint-sized, lake-dwelling freak that goes everywhere your keys go. This monster cock keychain is shaped like the mythical Lochness monster, scaled spine and all, scaled down to a 2.9 x 1.65 x 1.5 inch novelty dong you can clip to your bag, hang from your rearview mirror, or attach to your phone case. It's the most explicit thing at your brunch and nobody's saying a word about it.
Made from phthalate-free, body-safe silicone that's satisfyingly squishy, with nickel-free metal hardware for anyone with sensitive skin. The green, ridged, curved little creature is unmistakably Creature Cocks, and unmistakably yours.
Great as a gag gift for horror fans, a conversation starter at a sex-positive hangout, a flag-your-fetish moment on your festival bag, or just a daily reminder that your taste in accessories is genuinely unhinged (in the best way). Clip it to your keys before your next road trip, your work tote, or your partner's bag without warning. Let them figure it out.
Collect the full Creature Cocks keychain lineup and build out the most mythical, horny key ring anyone has ever seen.
- Mini fantasy dong design: Lochness Monster shape with curved head and scaled spine, 2.9 x 1.65 x 1.5 inches
- Body-safe silicone: phthalate-free, squishy, and skin-friendly
- Nickel-free metal hardware: safe for sensitive skin
- Wearable anywhere: keys, bags, phone cases, rearview mirrors, backpacks
- For novelty use only: not intended for internal use
- By XR Brands
Product Description
The Creature Cocks Cockness Monster Silicone Keychain is a pint-sized, lake-dwelling freak that goes everywhere your keys go. This monster cock keychain is shaped like the mythical Lochness monster, scaled spine and all, scaled down to a 2.9 x 1.65 x 1.5 inch novelty dong you can clip to your bag, hang from your rearview mirror, or attach to your phone case. It's the most explicit thing at your brunch and nobody's saying a word about it.
Made from phthalate-free, body-safe silicone that's satisfyingly squishy, with nickel-free metal hardware for anyone with sensitive skin. The green, ridged, curved little creature is unmistakably Creature Cocks, and unmistakably yours.
Great as a gag gift for horror fans, a conversation starter at a sex-positive hangout, a flag-your-fetish moment on your festival bag, or just a daily reminder that your taste in accessories is genuinely unhinged (in the best way). Clip it to your keys before your next road trip, your work tote, or your partner's bag without warning. Let them figure it out.
Collect the full Creature Cocks keychain lineup and build out the most mythical, horny key ring anyone has ever seen.
- Mini fantasy dong design: Lochness Monster shape with curved head and scaled spine, 2.9 x 1.65 x 1.5 inches
- Body-safe silicone: phthalate-free, squishy, and skin-friendly
- Nickel-free metal hardware: safe for sensitive skin
- Wearable anywhere: keys, bags, phone cases, rearview mirrors, backpacks
- For novelty use only: not intended for internal use
- By XR Brands
