Product Description
Your keys deserve a tentacle monster. This thick-headed, girthy octopus dong shrank down to 2.9 inches so it can ride along on your keyring and let everyone within eyeshot know you're into monster fantasy, sci-fi creatures, and hot horror roleplay.
The Cocktopus keychain comes from XR Brands' Creature Cocks line, the same crew behind the full-size fantasy dildos, and it's made from squishy phthalate-free, body-safe silicone with nickel-free metal hardware that won't bother sensitive skin. Clip the Cocktopus keychain to your keys, your phone case, a tote, or the zipper on your stash bag. Hang it from your rearview mirror if you want your car to have a personality. It's brightly colored, a little ridiculous, and fully committed to the bit.
At under $10, the Cocktopus keychain is a low-stakes gag gift that actually gets a reaction. Toss it in a bachelorette party favor bag, bring it to a white elephant exchange, slip it into a stocking, or hand it to the friend whose bookshelf is all monster romance. Pick up a couple of other Creature Cocks keychains and start a collection on one ring.
One rule, stated plainly: the Cocktopus keychain is a novelty accessory, not meant for internal use. If the tentacle shape has you curious about the real thing, the full-size Creature Cocks fantasy dildos are where that energy belongs.
- Mini Fantasy Dong: A girthy, dong-shaped octopus monster sized to attach to any keyring, bag, or purse.
- Fun and Cute: Bright color and a lot of character; it calls attention to itself on purpose.
- Flag Your Fetish: Let people know you're a little kinky and into mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy creatures. Collect the whole Creature Cocks keychain set.
- Nickel-Free Metal and Body-Safe Silicone: Squishy phthalate-free silicone with nickel-free metal for sensitive skin.
- Brand: XR Brands Creature Cocks
- Measurements: Overall 2.9 x 1.5 x 1.5 in.
- Note: For novelty use only. Not for internal use.
Product Description
Your keys deserve a tentacle monster. This thick-headed, girthy octopus dong shrank down to 2.9 inches so it can ride along on your keyring and let everyone within eyeshot know you're into monster fantasy, sci-fi creatures, and hot horror roleplay.
The Cocktopus keychain comes from XR Brands' Creature Cocks line, the same crew behind the full-size fantasy dildos, and it's made from squishy phthalate-free, body-safe silicone with nickel-free metal hardware that won't bother sensitive skin. Clip the Cocktopus keychain to your keys, your phone case, a tote, or the zipper on your stash bag. Hang it from your rearview mirror if you want your car to have a personality. It's brightly colored, a little ridiculous, and fully committed to the bit.
At under $10, the Cocktopus keychain is a low-stakes gag gift that actually gets a reaction. Toss it in a bachelorette party favor bag, bring it to a white elephant exchange, slip it into a stocking, or hand it to the friend whose bookshelf is all monster romance. Pick up a couple of other Creature Cocks keychains and start a collection on one ring.
One rule, stated plainly: the Cocktopus keychain is a novelty accessory, not meant for internal use. If the tentacle shape has you curious about the real thing, the full-size Creature Cocks fantasy dildos are where that energy belongs.
- Mini Fantasy Dong: A girthy, dong-shaped octopus monster sized to attach to any keyring, bag, or purse.
- Fun and Cute: Bright color and a lot of character; it calls attention to itself on purpose.
- Flag Your Fetish: Let people know you're a little kinky and into mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy creatures. Collect the whole Creature Cocks keychain set.
- Nickel-Free Metal and Body-Safe Silicone: Squishy phthalate-free silicone with nickel-free metal for sensitive skin.
- Brand: XR Brands Creature Cocks
- Measurements: Overall 2.9 x 1.5 x 1.5 in.
- Note: For novelty use only. Not for internal use.
