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Creature Cocks XL Dino Dick Dinosaur Silicone Dildo - Purple Teal Side View | Horny Stoner
Creature Cocks XL Dino Dick Dinosaur Silicone Dildo - Purple Teal Side View | Horny Stoner

Creature Cocks XL Dino Dick Dinosaur Silicone Dildo

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    • Product Description

      A dinosaur dildo this glittery deserves its own mythology. The Creature Cocks XL Dino Dick is a large fantasy silicone dildo built around a massive mushroom-tip head, a curved shaft with prominent veining on one side and a smooth ridge on the other, and a base that's all tiny dino legs, a curled tail, and a small pair of balls. It's anatomically fictional and aesthetically unhinged, in the best possible way.

      The color situation: glittery blues, blacks, purples, and teals all swirled together so your toy shelf looks like a cosmic event. The firm core with a soft, silky silicone surface means it holds its shape while staying comfortable. This is body-safe, phthalate-free silicone, so the only thing wild about it is the design.

      The wide base doubles as a powerful suction cup. Press it onto any flat surface and ride hands-free. It also has a flared harness-compatible base, so if you want to strap up and bring a Jurassic fantasy to life, this works with most strap-on harnesses for pegging play. Whoever said extinction was a bad thing never had one of these.

      Good for fantasy roleplay, cosplay scenes, solo sessions where you want something that looks like it belongs in a fever dream, or gifting to the person in your life who has already tried everything else.

      Use only with water-based lubricants. Clean with warm water and toy-safe soap or a dedicated toy cleaner. Wipe dry and store away from direct sunlight.

      • Overall length: 9.1 in.
      • Insertable length: 7.2 in.
      • Narrowest insertable diameter: 2.2 in.
      • Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 in.
      • Material: Phthalate-free, body-safe silicone
      • Base type: Suction cup and harness-compatible flared base
      • Lube compatibility: Water-based only
      • Color: Glittery blue, purple, teal, and black

    Product Description

    A dinosaur dildo this glittery deserves its own mythology. The Creature Cocks XL Dino Dick is a large fantasy silicone dildo built around a massive mushroom-tip head, a curved shaft with prominent veining on one side and a smooth ridge on the other, and a base that's all tiny dino legs, a curled tail, and a small pair of balls. It's anatomically fictional and aesthetically unhinged, in the best possible way.

    The color situation: glittery blues, blacks, purples, and teals all swirled together so your toy shelf looks like a cosmic event. The firm core with a soft, silky silicone surface means it holds its shape while staying comfortable. This is body-safe, phthalate-free silicone, so the only thing wild about it is the design.

    The wide base doubles as a powerful suction cup. Press it onto any flat surface and ride hands-free. It also has a flared harness-compatible base, so if you want to strap up and bring a Jurassic fantasy to life, this works with most strap-on harnesses for pegging play. Whoever said extinction was a bad thing never had one of these.

    Good for fantasy roleplay, cosplay scenes, solo sessions where you want something that looks like it belongs in a fever dream, or gifting to the person in your life who has already tried everything else.

    Use only with water-based lubricants. Clean with warm water and toy-safe soap or a dedicated toy cleaner. Wipe dry and store away from direct sunlight.

    • Overall length: 9.1 in.
    • Insertable length: 7.2 in.
    • Narrowest insertable diameter: 2.2 in.
    • Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 in.
    • Material: Phthalate-free, body-safe silicone
    • Base type: Suction cup and harness-compatible flared base
    • Lube compatibility: Water-based only
    • Color: Glittery blue, purple, teal, and black
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