Product Description
Couple on the apps looking for a fun third to complete their weekend? Pin this to your jacket and let it answer for you.
This I'm Not Your Fucking Unicorn enamel pin from Geeky & Kinky says the quiet part loud. In queer and poly circles, a unicorn is the bi person that couples go hunting for to round out their threesome fantasy, usually with a long list of rules attached and zero room for the third person's actual feelings. This pin is your polite decline. Okay, your extremely impolite decline.
At 2 inches, the pin is big enough to read from across the bar and small enough to stack next to the rest of your pin collection. Soft enamel gives it that textured finish with the color set slightly below the metal lines, and two backing posts keep it from spinning sideways on your lapel the way single-post pins love to do.
Stick it on a denim jacket for Pride, a backpack strap, or the lanyard you wear to queer meetups. It also makes a solid gift for your bi friend who has screenshots of every unicorn-hunter DM they've ever received. At $12, it's an easy add-on to a Pride care package or a low-stakes stoner gift under $15 for anyone in your polycule group chat.
Your boundaries, now with a pin back.
- Size: 2 inches
- Material: Soft enamel
- Backing: 2 posts for a stable, no-spin hold
- Design: I'm Not Your Fucking Unicorn
- Brand: Geeky & Kinky
Product Description
Couple on the apps looking for a fun third to complete their weekend? Pin this to your jacket and let it answer for you.
This I'm Not Your Fucking Unicorn enamel pin from Geeky & Kinky says the quiet part loud. In queer and poly circles, a unicorn is the bi person that couples go hunting for to round out their threesome fantasy, usually with a long list of rules attached and zero room for the third person's actual feelings. This pin is your polite decline. Okay, your extremely impolite decline.
At 2 inches, the pin is big enough to read from across the bar and small enough to stack next to the rest of your pin collection. Soft enamel gives it that textured finish with the color set slightly below the metal lines, and two backing posts keep it from spinning sideways on your lapel the way single-post pins love to do.
Stick it on a denim jacket for Pride, a backpack strap, or the lanyard you wear to queer meetups. It also makes a solid gift for your bi friend who has screenshots of every unicorn-hunter DM they've ever received. At $12, it's an easy add-on to a Pride care package or a low-stakes stoner gift under $15 for anyone in your polycule group chat.
Your boundaries, now with a pin back.
- Size: 2 inches
- Material: Soft enamel
- Backing: 2 posts for a stable, no-spin hold
- Design: I'm Not Your Fucking Unicorn
- Brand: Geeky & Kinky
