Product Description
Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack is the 24-crayon set that belongs at every bachelorette party, white elephant, or "I don't know what to get them" gift crisis. Wood Rocket took the classic crayon format and loaded it with names that would make your third-grade teacher faint.
Each pack has 24 porn-themed crayon colors with names like Oral Orange, Bondage Rope Brown, Slutty Stepmom Scarlet, and I Think I'm Going To... Cream. Pair them with an adult coloring book for a full activity, or just leave them on the coffee table and watch guests read every single label out loud.
At $11.99, this is the kind of novelty gift that lands every time. Funny enough to be the hit of a bachelorette party, low-key enough to tuck into a gift bag, weird enough to be exactly on brand for anyone who shops here. Twenty-two in stock. Grab a few.
- 24 crayons per pack
- Porn-themed color names throughout
- By Wood Rocket
- Great pairing with adult coloring books
- Works as a bachelorette party activity, white elephant gift, or stoner gift for the group chat
Product Description
Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack is the 24-crayon set that belongs at every bachelorette party, white elephant, or "I don't know what to get them" gift crisis. Wood Rocket took the classic crayon format and loaded it with names that would make your third-grade teacher faint.
Each pack has 24 porn-themed crayon colors with names like Oral Orange, Bondage Rope Brown, Slutty Stepmom Scarlet, and I Think I'm Going To... Cream. Pair them with an adult coloring book for a full activity, or just leave them on the coffee table and watch guests read every single label out loud.
At $11.99, this is the kind of novelty gift that lands every time. Funny enough to be the hit of a bachelorette party, low-key enough to tuck into a gift bag, weird enough to be exactly on brand for anyone who shops here. Twenty-two in stock. Grab a few.
- 24 crayons per pack
- Porn-themed color names throughout
- By Wood Rocket
- Great pairing with adult coloring books
- Works as a bachelorette party activity, white elephant gift, or stoner gift for the group chat
