Product Description
Things get messy. The Splash Blanket OG Plush Waterproof Squirt Blanket is built for exactly that. Fully waterproof on both sides, thick enough to actually absorb the chaos, and soft enough that you'll want it on the bed even on the boring nights.
One side is smooth micro-velvet. The other is fluffy sherpa fleece. Both sides are 100% waterproof, so you're not gambling on which way you laid it down. Use it for squirting sex sessions, massage play, or just a couch hang that gets a little too comfortable. Your furniture will thank you. So will whoever's on it with you.
This is the go-to waterproof blanket for adults who want protection that doesn't feel clinical. No crinkly plastic, no sad shower curtain vibes. Just a genuinely good blanket that also happens to be machine washable and ready for whatever you're into.
Same cart energy as your favorite sex toy. Stack it with lube, a vibrator, or literally anything else in your rotation.
Size Guide
Small (1.2m x 1.2m | 47in x 47in)
Washes and dries fast. Good for solo sessions, massage, or keeping things contained on a chair or couch cushion.Medium (1.2m x 2m | 47in x 78.5in)
Long enough for full-body use. Ideal for couples sex play, deep stretching, or a couch setup that needs a little protection from the fun.Large (2m x 2m | 78.5in x 78.5in)
Covers most of a standard bed. The right call if you're a squirter, into extended scenes, or just want the whole surface protected. Doubles as a completely normal-looking couch throw. Nobody has to know.Handmade Note: Every Splash Blanket is made by hand, so slight size variations are normal. Consider it part of the charm.
Composition and CareSmooth micro-velvet on one side, fluffy sherpa fleece on the other. 100% polyester, OEKO-TEX Standard 100 Certified.
- Fully waterproof on both sides
- Machine wash with regular detergent on a standard spin cycle
- Do not soak, use fabric softener, or bleach
- Tumble dry on low for 30 minutes max, or line dry in the shade
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 Certified: free from harmful substances
Product Description
Things get messy. The Splash Blanket OG Plush Waterproof Squirt Blanket is built for exactly that. Fully waterproof on both sides, thick enough to actually absorb the chaos, and soft enough that you'll want it on the bed even on the boring nights.
One side is smooth micro-velvet. The other is fluffy sherpa fleece. Both sides are 100% waterproof, so you're not gambling on which way you laid it down. Use it for squirting sex sessions, massage play, or just a couch hang that gets a little too comfortable. Your furniture will thank you. So will whoever's on it with you.
This is the go-to waterproof blanket for adults who want protection that doesn't feel clinical. No crinkly plastic, no sad shower curtain vibes. Just a genuinely good blanket that also happens to be machine washable and ready for whatever you're into.
Same cart energy as your favorite sex toy. Stack it with lube, a vibrator, or literally anything else in your rotation.
Size Guide
Small (1.2m x 1.2m | 47in x 47in)
Washes and dries fast. Good for solo sessions, massage, or keeping things contained on a chair or couch cushion.
Medium (1.2m x 2m | 47in x 78.5in)
Long enough for full-body use. Ideal for couples sex play, deep stretching, or a couch setup that needs a little protection from the fun.
Large (2m x 2m | 78.5in x 78.5in)
Covers most of a standard bed. The right call if you're a squirter, into extended scenes, or just want the whole surface protected. Doubles as a completely normal-looking couch throw. Nobody has to know.
Handmade Note: Every Splash Blanket is made by hand, so slight size variations are normal. Consider it part of the charm.
Smooth micro-velvet on one side, fluffy sherpa fleece on the other. 100% polyester, OEKO-TEX Standard 100 Certified.
- Fully waterproof on both sides
- Machine wash with regular detergent on a standard spin cycle
- Do not soak, use fabric softener, or bleach
- Tumble dry on low for 30 minutes max, or line dry in the shade
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 Certified: free from harmful substances
