Product Description
The Golden GILFs Porn Parody Coloring Book is the adult coloring book nobody saw coming but everyone needs. Wood Rocket, the studio behind SpongeKnob SquareNuts, brings you 30 pages of gloriously unhinged parody content starring your favorite Miami seniors in situations their original writers absolutely did not intend.
Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia accidentally end up at a gang bang. Silliness and sexiness follow. The art is coloring-book clean; the scenarios are very, very not. It's a novelty gift for adults that hits different when you actually recognize every character.
This is the funny gift for Golden Girls fans who have seen every episode, own the DVD box set, and are ready for the unauthorized sequel nobody asked for but everyone deserves. Great for bachelorette parties, gag gift exchanges, white elephant nights, and cannabis-fueled art sessions where the vibe needs to be both horny and nostalgic at the same time.
- 30 illustrated pages of adult parody coloring content
- Produced by Wood Rocket, the studio behind SpongeKnob SquareNuts
- Stars Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia in full parody form
- Sized and formatted as a standard adult coloring book
- Novelty gift for Golden Girls fans, parody lovers, and anyone with a sense of humor
- Ships flat to keep pages clean and crease-free
Pair it with colored pencils, your favorite strain, and a full episode rewatch. Same cart energy as every other thing in this store.
Product Description
The Golden GILFs Porn Parody Coloring Book is the adult coloring book nobody saw coming but everyone needs. Wood Rocket, the studio behind SpongeKnob SquareNuts, brings you 30 pages of gloriously unhinged parody content starring your favorite Miami seniors in situations their original writers absolutely did not intend.
Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia accidentally end up at a gang bang. Silliness and sexiness follow. The art is coloring-book clean; the scenarios are very, very not. It's a novelty gift for adults that hits different when you actually recognize every character.
This is the funny gift for Golden Girls fans who have seen every episode, own the DVD box set, and are ready for the unauthorized sequel nobody asked for but everyone deserves. Great for bachelorette parties, gag gift exchanges, white elephant nights, and cannabis-fueled art sessions where the vibe needs to be both horny and nostalgic at the same time.
- 30 illustrated pages of adult parody coloring content
- Produced by Wood Rocket, the studio behind SpongeKnob SquareNuts
- Stars Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia in full parody form
- Sized and formatted as a standard adult coloring book
- Novelty gift for Golden Girls fans, parody lovers, and anyone with a sense of humor
- Ships flat to keep pages clean and crease-free
Pair it with colored pencils, your favorite strain, and a full episode rewatch. Same cart energy as every other thing in this store.
