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If roses are red and vibrators are blue..

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
And in case you didn’t know..
Our vibrators are too ;)
From the shelves of pleasure, 
To the cart with good measure,
lovers from far and wide
get themselves ready
for a wild ride.
Whether you’re single  
ready to mingle
or taken, with a twinkle, 
there’s always room in the bedroom for more,
whether one, two, three, oh my, 
Four holes to explore!
So many of us feel overwhelmed with such a holiday, 
but the Horny Stoner team has a plan for play.
For the girls, guys, gay’s, they’s, 
each person on earth
deserves praise!
So put on a cute ass thong,
And get ready to hit that bong.
Today is about you,
No matter what you do,
so let yourself enjoy
how it feels to love you. 



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