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If roses are red and vibrators are blue..

If roses are red and vibrators are blue..

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
And in case you didn’t know..
Our vibrators are too ;)
From the shelves of pleasure, 
To the cart with good measure,
lovers from far and wide
get themselves ready
for a wild ride.
Whether you’re single  
ready to mingle
or taken, with a twinkle, 
there’s always room in the bedroom for more,
whether one, two, three, oh my, 
Four holes to explore!
So many of us feel overwhelmed with such a holiday, 
but the Horny Stoner team has a plan for play.
For the girls, guys, gay’s, they’s, 
each person on earth
deserves praise!
So put on a cute ass thong,
And get ready to hit that bong.
Today is about you,
No matter what you do,
so let yourself enjoy
how it feels to love you. 

 

 

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