Free standard US shipping on qualifying orders over $75

Free standard US shipping on qualifying orders over $75

Sex toys & smoke gear, hand-picked by a sex educator

Your cart

305 Results

Green Blue Silicone Reptilian Fantasy Dildo - Side View | Horny Stoner
Green Blue Silicone Fantasy Thrusting Dildo Scaled Texture - Front View | Horny Stoner

Tentra Rithen Reptilian Thrusting Dildo

$72.00

Unit price
per 

Yellow Green Silicone Snapping Turtle Fantasy Dildo - Front View | Horny Stoner
Yellow Green Silicone Turtle Dildo Textured Shaft Detail - Side View | Horny Stoner
The Dusty Clam adult humor book front cover by Jen Jenivive - illustrated cartoon | Horny Stoner
The Dusty Clam 18+ adult humour book back cover with ISBN - Back View | Horny Stoner

The Dusty Clam by Jen Jenivive

$17.00

Unit price
per 

Will You Suck My Lollipop? adult humor paperback - Front Cover | Horny Stoner
Will You Suck My Lollipop? adult parody book - Back Cover with ISBN | Horny Stoner
The Little Bean cheeky adult humor book front cover - pink cartoon bean character | Horny Stoner
The Little Bean 18+ adult humour book back cover with pastel illustrated design | Horny Stoner

The Little Bean by Jen Jenivive

$17.00

Unit price
per 

My Extra Bone Adult Parody Coloring Book Front Cover - Skeleton with Bone in Graveyard | Horny Stoner
My Extra Bone Adult Parody Book Back Cover - Spooky Night Graveyard Scene with ISBN | Horny Stoner

My Extra Bone by Jen Jenivive

$17.00

Unit price
per 

Red Lace Bra & Garter Belt Set with Collar Harness - Front View, Plus Size On Model | Horny Stoner
Red Lace Lingerie Three-Piece Set with Gold Hardware Garter Straps - Front On Model | Horny Stoner
  • S/M
  • M/L
  • L/XL
  • 1X/2X
  • 3X/4X
Gold Chain Day Collar with Green Crystal Beads and Lock - Flat Lay | Horny Stoner
Indica Crystal Day Collar Gold Chain Green Gems with Lock and Key - Angled View | Horny Stoner

Trick or Treat Yourself

Spooky season deserves a full cart. Halloween sex toys, gothic lingerie, and seasonal smoking accessories, all in one place.

This is the collection for anyone who thinks October is basically a personality. Glow-in-the-dark toys, spiderweb lace, horror-coded aesthetics, and smoke accessories that match the vibe. Body-safe silicone in seasonal colorways. Lingerie with actual bite. The kind of haul that makes a themed night actually happen instead of just living in your Pinterest board.

Every pick here runs on the same energy: sexy, weird, and unapologetically fun. The toys are body-safe. The lingerie hits. The accessories are the kind of thing you pull out every October and feel extremely good about owning.

What's in the Collection

  • Halloween sex toys in seasonal colors and gothic designs, body-safe silicone across the lineup
  • Gothic and horror-inspired lingerie in lace, mesh, and faux-latex styles
  • Glow-in-the-dark accessories for low-light sessions
  • Roleplay and costume-adjacent pieces for themed nights
  • Spooky smoking accessories to match the full aesthetic

Stack the Cart Right

If the vibe is a full night in, pair a seasonal toy with something from the All Lingerie collection for a look that actually matches the energy. For couples looking to add a game to the night, the Party Games collection goes hard with Halloween. Going all the way into backdoor territory? The Backdoor Products collection has body-safe options worth adding. And if you want something flavored for the occasion, the Mouthwatering and Flavored Products section fits the season without trying too hard.

Trick or treat yourself. It's one night a year. Make it count.

Trick or Treat Yourself FAQs

What's in the Trick or Treat Yourself collection?

Halloween-ready costumes, glow pasties, colorful Sex Slime lube, fantasy dildos and spooky treats.

Do you sell sexy Halloween costumes?

Yes. The Fantasy Lingerie Play Rope Me In 6-Piece Super Hero Costume is a favorite.

What is Sex Slime?

Sex Slime is an opaque, colorful water-based lube that looks like slime.

Do you have glow-in-the-dark Halloween items?

Yes. Glow-in-the-Dark Googly Eye Pasties are perfect for parties.

What's a fun Halloween toy?

The Simply Sweet Banana Split dildo and Love to Love Dildolls Utopia are playful treats.

Do you have tarot for Halloween?

Yes. Rainbow Tarot: 78 Cards & Guidebook.

Will Halloween orders arrive in time?

Shipping times show at checkout. Order early for events.

Is shipping discreet?

Yes. Every order ships in plain packaging with no product details on the outside.

{"statementLink":"","footerHtml":"","hideMobile":false,"hideTrigger":false,"disableBgProcess":false,"language":"en","position":"left","leadColor":"#146ff8","triggerColor":"#146ff8","triggerRadius":"50%","triggerPositionX":"right","triggerPositionY":"bottom","triggerIcon":"people","triggerSize":"medium","triggerOffsetX":20,"triggerOffsetY":20,"mobile":{"triggerSize":"small","triggerPositionX":"right","triggerPositionY":"bottom","triggerOffsetX":10,"triggerOffsetY":10,"triggerRadius":"50%"}}