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Vapes

Vapes that look as good as they hit.

This collection is for the stoner who refuses to sacrifice style for function. Dick-shaped vapes, penis vapes, and cock-shaped vape pens that are genuinely hilarious and genuinely effective. Plus sleek, discreet vape pens for when you want to keep it low-key. Every vape in here is selected because it pulls well, charges reliably, and fits the Horny Stoner aesthetic: a little cheeky, a little wild, always worth it.

The Vapes collection covers the full range. On one end: bold, body-shaped vaporizers that double as a conversation starter and make excellent gifts. On the other: compact, rechargeable vape pens that slip into a pocket and get the job done without fanfare. Same cart energy as your Horny Stoner merch.

Dick-Shaped Vapes and More

Yeah, we carry penis-shaped vapes. That's on purpose. A cock-shaped vape pen hits different when you're passing it around at a smoke sesh, and the look on people's faces is half the point. These aren't novelty-only, though. The hardware is solid, the vapor is smooth, and they charge via USB like everything else you own.

Sleek Pens for Every Vibe

Not every session calls for a statement piece. The collection also has compact vaporizer pens that keep things discreet without sacrificing a good hit. Easy to use, easy to recharge, easy to toss in a bag and forget about until you need it.

Pair your vape with something from our gravity bongs if you want to make a full night of it, or browse new arrivals for the latest additions across the whole store. And if the vibe tonight is more bedroom than smoke session, our lubricant collection and Queer All Year picks are right there waiting.

One collection. Multiple moods. Zero apologies.

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Black & Pink Pink Box 510 Vape Battery with Cartridge - Front View | Horny Stoner
Pink Box 510 Battery Black Packaging Angled View - Pink Formula Branding | Horny Stoner

Pink Box - 510 Battery: Single Pack

$40.00

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Pulsar Voyager Dry Herb Vaporizer - 2000mAh
Pulsar Voyager Dry Herb Vaporizer - 2000mAh

Pulsar Voyager Dry Herb Vaporizer - 2000mAh

$60.00

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3 colors
G Pen Dash II Vaporizer
G Pen Dash II Vaporizer
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G Pen Dash II Vaporizer

$49.95

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Zest Yellow Puffco Peak Smart Electric Dab Rig - Side View | Horny Stoner
Zest Yellow Puffco Peak Smart eRig - Angled Front View | Horny Stoner
Puffco New Peak Smart eRig - 1700mAh / Sapphire
Puffco New Peak Smart eRig - 1700mAh / Sapphire
Cookies X G Pen Micro+ Battery

Cookies X G Pen Micro+ Battery

$39.95

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Gunmetal Zirconia Ceramic DaVinci IQ Flavor Chamber - Angled View | Horny Stoner

IQ Flavor Chamber

$10.95

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Dual Use Carrying Can 18350 Battery
Dual Use Carrying Can 18350 Battery

Dual Use Carrying Can 18350 Battery

$11.96

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5 colors
  • Amethyst
  • Grey
  • Onyx
  • Rust
  • Cobalt
G Pen Dash+ Dry Herb Vaporizer - 1800 mAh / Black
G Pen Dash+ Dry Herb Vaporizer - 1800 mAh / Black
Carbon Black Cipher Herby Portable Dry Herb Vaporizer - Front View with Blue LED Button | Horny Stoner
Carbon Black Cipher Herby Dry Herb Vaporizer Held in Hand - Size Comparison Shot | Horny Stoner
Arizer Go SRT Vaporizer
Arizer Go SRT Vaporizer

Arizer Go SRT Vaporizer

$300.00

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Palm Wood Dry Herb Vaporizer Sherlock Pipe - Front Angle with LED Display | Horny Stoner
Palm Wood Dry Herb Vaporizer - Disassembled Mouthpiece Detail View | Horny Stoner
Cipher Herby Dry Herb Vaporizer | Sapphire Blue
Cipher Herby Dry Herb Vaporizer | Sapphire Blue
Carmine Red Cipher Herby Dry Herb Vaporizer - Front View | Horny Stoner
Carmine Red Portable Dry Herb Vaporizer Held in Hand - Palm Size Demo | Horny Stoner
Lavender Purple Randy's Inspo MAX 510 Thread Portable Vaporizer - Front View with LED Display | Horny Stoner
Ocean Blue Randy's Inspo MAX 510 Thread Portable Vaporizer - Front View with LED Display | Horny Stoner

Randy's Inspo MAX 510 Thread Vaporizer

$31.00

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3 colors
  • Lavender Purple
  • Ocean Blue
  • Noir Black

Vapes FAQs

Dry herb, concentrate, or 510 battery: which do I need?

It depends on what you're consuming.

  • Dry herb vapes heat ground flower: PAX Four, Arizer Go SRT, Cipher Herby, Nautilus V3, G Pen Dash+, Pulsar DL Flower.
  • Concentrate vapes are for wax, shatter, and rosin: Pulsar Chorus, Yocan Nestor, Iris, Black Pocket, Magic Bean, Randy's Zinspo.
  • 510 batteries power prefilled oil cartridges: Pulsar, Lookah Bear, Ooze, BIGFUN!, Cartisan, G Pen 510.
  • If you want all three, the Pulsar Delta 3-in-1 kit handles herb, wax, and carts.
What does "510 thread" mean?

It's the universal screw size for vape cartridges. Almost every prefilled cart is 510 thread, so any 510 battery here will fit it. Magnetic adapters, which most of our batteries include, make swapping carts quick.

What voltage should I use?

Start at the lowest setting and work up. Low voltage gives the best flavor and keeps your oil from tasting burnt. If hits feel weak or the oil is thick, raise it one step at a time. Variable-voltage batteries like the Pulsar DL 5.0 and Ooze Duet let you dial it in.

How do I get the best hits from a dry herb vape?

Grind your flower medium-fine and pack the oven firmly but not crushed. Lower temperatures bring out flavor; higher temperatures make bigger clouds. Take slow, steady draws, since vaping isn't like ripping a bong.

What's the most discreet vape?
  • The BIGFUN! High-Lighter and Pulsar Hall Pass look like highlighters.
  • The Cartisan Cohiba looks like a cigar.
  • The Lookah Snail and BIGFUN! Blinksy hide your cart completely inside the device.
What's the best vape for beginners?
  • Easiest: a 510 battery with a prefilled cart. There's no packing or settings, so it's simple from the first puff. The G Pen 510 starts at $12.95.
  • For flower: the Cipher Herby is a pocket-size, affordable first dry herb vape.
Do your vapes come with cannabis, carts, or concentrate?

No. We only sell the hardware. Pair your device with legal products from a licensed source in your area.

Why isn't my cart hitting?
  • Make sure the battery is charged and the cart is screwed on snugly, but don't overtighten it.
  • Wipe the contacts with a cotton swab.
  • Try a higher voltage, or use the preheat function to warm up thick oil.
  • If it still won't hit, try another cart to rule out a dud.
How do I clean my vape?

Wait until it's cool. Then wipe the mouthpiece, oven, or bowl with a cotton swab dipped in isopropyl alcohol. Never submerge the battery or electronics. Glass attachments can soak in iso and salt like a bong. Cleaning regularly means better flavor and a longer-lasting device.

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