Product Description
This glow-in-the-dark exhibitionist teddy bear does not ease anyone in gently. It opens its little vegan leather trench coat, flashes its glowing dong, and grins at you like it knows exactly what it's doing. Pure chaos energy. Zero regrets.
The Master Series Exhibitionist Teddy Bear is the adult gag gift that actually lands. Pass it around a gift exchange, drop it on someone's desk, or wrap it up for your most unshockable friend. The reactions are always the same: horrified, then immediately crying laughing.
The glow-in-the-dark dong hits harder when the lights go out, and the tiny bear smile makes it so much worse. It's 11.3 inches tall, plush brown polyester, and wearing a black vegan leather jacket with nickel-free metal hardware. The jacket stays held open. The bear commits to the bit.
Great for: white elephant parties, office gift swaps (risky but worth it), bachelorette gift bags, Secret Santa with the right crowd, or anyone who needs a laugh and a mildly traumatizing stuffed animal on their shelf.
- Glow-in-the-dark penis that activates in low light
- Plush brown fur body with a built-in smug grin
- Black vegan leather jacket held permanently open for maximum exposure
- Nickel-free metal hardware on the jacket
- Materials: polyester, rubber, vegan leather, plastic, metal
- Dimensions: 11.3 inches L x 7.1 inches W x 4.9 inches D
- For novelty use only
Product Description
This glow-in-the-dark exhibitionist teddy bear does not ease anyone in gently. It opens its little vegan leather trench coat, flashes its glowing dong, and grins at you like it knows exactly what it's doing. Pure chaos energy. Zero regrets.
The Master Series Exhibitionist Teddy Bear is the adult gag gift that actually lands. Pass it around a gift exchange, drop it on someone's desk, or wrap it up for your most unshockable friend. The reactions are always the same: horrified, then immediately crying laughing.
The glow-in-the-dark dong hits harder when the lights go out, and the tiny bear smile makes it so much worse. It's 11.3 inches tall, plush brown polyester, and wearing a black vegan leather jacket with nickel-free metal hardware. The jacket stays held open. The bear commits to the bit.
Great for: white elephant parties, office gift swaps (risky but worth it), bachelorette gift bags, Secret Santa with the right crowd, or anyone who needs a laugh and a mildly traumatizing stuffed animal on their shelf.
- Glow-in-the-dark penis that activates in low light
- Plush brown fur body with a built-in smug grin
- Black vegan leather jacket held permanently open for maximum exposure
- Nickel-free metal hardware on the jacket
- Materials: polyester, rubber, vegan leather, plastic, metal
- Dimensions: 11.3 inches L x 7.1 inches W x 4.9 inches D
- For novelty use only
