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Penis Pipes, a Dick Dab Rig, and DIY Joint Holders: Cheeky Smoking Gear That Actually Works
Penis-shaped pipes and a dick dab rig make the ultimate gag gift, and they all work. Plus, learn how to cut a penis party straw into a DIY joint holder.
Powder Lube 101: Why the Best Lube in Your Nightstand Might Come in a Jar of Powder
Powder lube lets you mix your own glide, as thin and silky or as thick and cushiony as you like. Here's why it's such a smart pick for long sessions,...
G-Spot 101: How to Find It, Stimulate It, and Actually Enjoy It
Never found your G-spot? You're not broken, and you're not alone. Here's the real anatomy (no textbook diagrams required), the techniques that actually work, and the toys worth trying —...
Best Clit Suckers & Air Pulse Vibrators, Ranked: What's Actually Worth the Hype
Air pulse vibrators are one of the most hyped — and most misunderstood — toys out there. Here's how the tech actually works, who each style is best for, and...
The Best Water-Based Personal Lubricant for Sensitive Skin and Toy Compatibility
Choosing the best water-based personal lubricant comes down to two questions most don't think to ask until after a bad reaction: what's actually in the bottle, and what it's safe...
Weed and Sex: Cannabis Intimacy Guide
Does weed make sex better? We break down the science, best consumption methods, strain picks, and toy pairings for cannabis intimacy. Read the full guide.
How to Choose the Best Water-Based Lubricant for Cannabis-Friendly Intimacy
How to compare water-based lubricants by glycerin-free, aloe-based, and pH-balanced formulas, plus toy and condom compatibility — and three Horny Stoner picks for cannabis-friendly couples.
Butt Plugs for Beginners: A Safety-First Guide to Starting Anal Play
A safety-first beginner's guide to butt plugs: flared-base requirements, choosing a starter size, silicone vs. glass vs. metal, and lube compatibility by material.
The Best Dab Rigs Under $50 for Beginners and Budget Smokers
Seven beginner-friendly, budget-friendly dab rigs under $50 from the Horny Stoner catalog, covering size, glass, joint size, and who each one suits.
If Bikini Bottom Had a Sex Shop
Ever wondered what a sex shop would look like at the bottom of the ocean? Welcome to Jellyfish Jellies & Jollies — neon kelp, bubble columns, and a hermit crab...
How to Play Erotic Roulette: Rules and Ideas for Couples
Date night on repeat? Erotic roulette takes the guesswork out. Spin, land on a prompt, and let the game decide what happens next. Here's how to play, a DIY version...
What Is a Gravity Bong and How Do You Use One
Ever wondered what makes a gravity bong hit so much stronger than a regular pipe? It's all water displacement and air pressure — no lungs required to pull the smoke....